The King of a tribe of Ogres in the far northern reaches, he decided that he liked watching men run round naked tackling each other and so decided to join the Norsca Amateurs.

To date he seems reather distracted when tackling and this has seen slow progress in his learning curve

Karl NEVER drops the ball when he picks it up, and neither does he lose the ball when pushed about. In fact the only time he ever lost the ball was when he had just been using some baby oil to....eerrr sorry.

Has further developed the art of bringing down evasive opponants like flirty girls but it is thought that they just pretend to escape and love to actually be brought down on their backs with their legs flailing in the air!

Certainly living up to his family name, Funda is a dodgy little fellow and you need to catch him first!!!

Has developed the art of bringing down evasive opponants.

<b>TEAM CAPTAIN</b>

Hard hitting, Jaski is certainly the right kind of Captain, showing no mercy on his punches and hunting down the weakest players each turn...in the hope of crippling them.

He has also developed the instincts with which he can assist his fellow team mates when they are in a tight spot against the opposition.

Mangeld lives up to his name, as he can geld a man with his iron fists and he is also useful when his team mates are in a tight spot.

Lars is a devil at defending and always seems to bring down his man.

Whilst not the team captain Anders Anderson has an important and inspiring effect on the team, somehow making them more likely to achieve the unachievable just by his presence on the field....he is a born Leader!

Anders has also leanrt how to catch beavers like his mate Rostoff!!!

A quick learner, Sami has develped a keen instinct for getting a job right at the first time of asking!

Mikel Larsson, despite no training by the team has developed a mean streak and seems to be able to cause crippling injur on a player when down.

This knack is thought to have been developed by his sneaky technique in supping a flagon behind the supervisors back each time he loads a barrel of Karlsberg.

Mikel is also a consumate professional always giving his best to the cause.

Bjorn has great feet, and can place the ball on a sixpence as they say. A useful tactical player allowing the team to minimise the chances of getting off to a bad start.

Has further developed the art of bringing down evasive opponants.

Strong performer and able to assist team-mates in any tight spots.

Has further developed the art of bringing down evasive opponants.

Yuri is fantastic at playing with balls. He has great manual dexterity and can twiddle the ball with his fingers with spectacular results!