A fearless leader and team captain, his famed prowess with women shadowed only by his phenomenal cookery skills, he truly is the King of Kings.

A shiftless layabout drifter that Gingerprinz found whoring himself out for lines of Cheez Whizz, took pity on him and enlisted him in the team. His game has recently taken an upswing, with him managing to shatter the knee of an almighty zombie, and we hope to see more of the same in the future.

Known throughout the lands for his custom made yellow pvc waistcoat, Sideshow pulls in the more "flamboyant" element of the DES crowd. Half a ton of blocks with no CAS caused may have raised an eyebrow or two if the team captain himself wasn't in a similar predicament.

The cruellest, most sadistic, baddest motherfunster in the team. He earned his nickname by excessive use of the 'fish-hook' manuever to deadly effect on the field. If he asks you for your sandwich you should give it to him.