<DIV ALIGN="center"><I>"I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn't been controlled
Now the only thing I've come to trust
Is an orgasmic rush of lust
Rose tints my world
And keeps me safe from my trouble and pain"</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="center"><I>"Whatever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a Rock and Roll show
We climbed in the back seat, really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock and Roll"</I></DIV>

<TABLE VALIGN="top" ALIGN="center" CELLPADDING=3><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Riff Raff:</TH><TD><I>"It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely"</I></TD></TR><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Magenta:</TH><TD><I>"Not for very much longer"</I></TD></TR><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Riff Raff:</TH><TD><I>"I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me"</I></TD></TR><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Riff and Magenta:</TH><TD><I>"And the void would be calling"</I></TD> </TR><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Chorus:</TH><TD><I>"Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again"</I></TD></TR></TABLE>

<DIV ALIGN="center"><I>It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="center"><I>"Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again"</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="center"><I>"Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania"</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="left">I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly
ordinary night, when Brad Majors, and his fiancee’ Janet Weiss, two
young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton, that late November evening to
visit a Dr. Everett Scott ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. It’s true,
there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black, and pendulous, toward
which they were driving. It’s true also, that the spare tire they were
carrying was badly in need of some air, but they being normal kids and
on a night out, well they weren’t going to let a storm spoil the events of
their evening. On a night out... ...it was a night out... ...they were going to
remember for a very long time.</DIV>

<TABLE VALIGN="top" ALIGN="center" CELLPADDING=3><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Brad Majors:</TH><TD><I>"The river was deep but I swam it"</I></TD></TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Chorus:</TH><TD><I>"Janet"</I></TD><TR><TR><TH>Brad Majors:</TH><TD><I>"The future is ours, so let's plan it"</I></TD></TR><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Chorus:</TH><TD><I>"Janet"</I></TD></TR><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Brad Majors:</TH><TD><I>"So please don't tell me to can it"</I></TD></TR><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Chorus</TH><TD><I>"Janet"</I></TD></TR><TR><TH VALIGN="top" ALIGN="right">Brad Majors:</TH><TD><I>"I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you"</I></TD></TR></TABLE>

<DIV ALIGN="center"><I>Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="left"><I>....now he'll get his"</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="left"><I>"Wait till tonight. She got hers...."</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="center"><I>"Don't dream it, be it"</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="left">Fakorut started out life as a beastman on the Slaves of Chaos team but
had the supreme honor of being killed by Dr. Frank himself in a purely
senseless, retaliatory turn 8 block. And, in just seven days, we made
him a man (well, sort of....)</DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="center"><I>"Don't dream it, be it"</I></DIV>

<DIV ALIGN="left">Benny was a "virgin" when he got his first glimpse of the Rocky Horror
Bloodbowl team as a member of the Tybble Backpackers. Benny was
quite taken with the team and, when The Criminologist killed him, Frank
persuaded him that joining the team wouldn't be all bad, in fact it might
be quite pleasurable.... He hasn't missed a show since.</DIV>