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Commintern
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
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Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Tackle
Being a childhood pet of the heir to the Dung miners mantle in BlakMuk (Merk) , Commintern followed his little master to the big leagues to gain glory and a reputation for their little part of the swamp.
So far, unlike his brood mate Sikel, Commintern has restrained himself from eating any of the "Manglerz" players. Though he has not KILLED any Gobbo'z on the team, Commintern has delivered many a flying Gobb face first into the dirt for a little nap in the dugout. Needless to say........he needs to work on his long arm.

***Recently Commintern has shown a substantial improvement to his game. Causing a few casualties and gaining 2 MVP's in the past two games. Keep your eyes on this one folks...he could be going to the top.

KILLS:
Skaven: 1
Sikel
#2
Troll
MA
4
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5
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1
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9
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0
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0
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0
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13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
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Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Unlike his Brood mate Commintern, Sikel can barely be kept from tearing everything around him to pieces. Merk, the spoiled Heir to the Dung miners mantle has been quoted saying many times lately....

"Dis big blu bastage is alwaz hungry.....why cant he kill dem more den uz"

In the last two games sikel has eaten and seriously injured a Gobbo, yet stranger still........the little green ladz still line up to risk getting tossed down field or worse, down the toilet after being digested by this lumbering jackass.
 
Kaptain Kurl'toof
#3
Goblin
MA
6
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2
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
0
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0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG
After only 1 game the previous Kaptain, Infektion was killed when a full can of Orca Cola flew from the crowd and lodged its way in his anus. Needless to say.....Infektion died of his wounds.

The new Kaptain, Kurl'toof is u nlike Infektion in every way. He has actually played the game before.
With confidence the sponsors...(Ak Frak Krotch itch Kream)...put the team under his command. Hopefully he will last longer then the late Infektion.

*** After scoring 2 TD's in the last 2 games the new Kaptain seem's to have earned the respect of the Manglerz Veteran players. Even the trolls seem to respect Kurl'Toof's calls.... .when they aren't shambling around looking for a place to squat out the remains of the Gobbo they ate the match before.
CrakerJak
#4
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sprint
This loopy bastage is even crazier then most of his team mates. He is commonly heard talking to himself and the trolls......which......dont understand a lick of any language.
Still, such absurd mental instability is always welcome in the ranks of a Gobbo team as they are usually required to be loopy runts to even get drafted to the team.
Craker has proven his wee green ballies dont crack under pressure and the sponsors will soon see if they have made a fatal error drafting him......or find that their ratings go up the match he finally gets eaten or trodden on.
 
Merk
#5
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Being 2nd in line to the Dung Miners Mantle in BlakMuk, Merk has shown more heart for the game then any other of the gobb''z on the Manglerz. Although he has come to terms with not being Captain of the Manglerz in the eyes of the other players he is the soul.
Captain Dung Luva knows this and attempts to set Merk in the most dangerous positions, but it seems this ploy is always doomed to fail.
With Commintern, Merk's childhood troll pet, the Manglerz forge ahead against all odds......hoping to catch a little bit of glory before returning back to his beloved BlakMuk and Dung mining.

***After suffering a substantial injury causing permanent muscle problems in his leg, Merk has ceased his chase for the Kaptain hat of the Manglerz. Instead he offers his support to the new Kaptain, Infektion, sent by Merks father to lead them on to victory.
******
As the body of Infektion was fed to the Trolls in a old fashion Goboo ritual Merk met with the new Kaptain....Kurl'Toof and gave him his blessing to lead them to victory. It would seem that Merks intuition was rightt as the new Kap has proven himself a valuable asset to the Manglerz.
Minky
#6
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sprint
After scoring his first touchdown, Minky was virtually catapulted into the spotlight. Goblin columnist's and reporters for "Da Daly Stinkrr" swamped this unsuspecting gobbo from all angles. All he had worthwhile to say to these poachers was....

"Get ut ov me way err I'll kak on yur toez".

Will Minkey prove the sponsors wrong and perhaps repeat his accidental benefit to the team? Does anyone really care? Perhaps he will he simply end up as a bench warmer for Sikel or Comminern?
Stay tuned.
 
Slinky
#7
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sprint
Even with Slinky's absent leg this young Gobbo has give it his all. Being a veteran of teh team he is considered to be lagging behind, but really......who can blame him.
Mr Rust
#8
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Ded Skrap
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
Sure Hands
Coming out of training armed with confidence, Ded Skrap seems to be adapting easily to the bloodstained fields of the pitch. He has quickly surpassed other lesser comrades on his team and may in the future even come to be the Kaptain of the Manglerz.
But really....who cares. Kaptains come and go......as do all of these little greentards.

*** Rising above all expectations Ded Skrap had an amazing game against Unathu, The stinky skaven arses. With 2 CAS under his belt Ded Skraps future on the team is secured.
Zerf Narl
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Trash Bag
#11
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Blizzter
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Wiking
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sprint
Wiking sprang to the call when his teammates were getting throttled by the khemri and single handedly staved off TD attempt after TD attempt. At the end of the 1st half a brave Khemri skeleton stood on the 1 yard line ready to score.....only to have Wiking leap off the pitch after dodging through MANY opposing players and shiv him in the back with a spindley gobbo foot.
After such a display wiking has had a a small amount of fame in the Goblin circuit......autographs here....a saltry young goblin lass there (at least he thinks they were).......its livin the dream for Wiking who can say only this..

"Nubbin dat skelie in da Ard spine last game relly gut me O'rny"

.........Even the trolls look at Wiking funny now after he let that cat slip out of the bag.

****The Ak frak sponsors have annoucned that Wiking will no longer be permitted to play against unded teams. They fear the results of letting him loose at all that bone.****
Mr Nopantz
#14
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Deutsch Maschine
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sprint
This odd gobbo from the underside of Blakmuk has stolen the spotlight from Minky. By scoring 3 touchdowns in the last 3 games the Goblin news services are going WILD about this unsung hero. Wiith a little bit of digging on their part they found out that DM infact never ment to join the Manglerz, but simply wandered into the dressing room during a match looking for the crapper and ended up staying due to the "Ooo yo green Mama" brownhouse magazines. Stranger still.....nowone really noticed when he decided to stay.
With this new star gobbo the limelight has faded off of Minky who seems saddened by the lack of attention. Depressed and lonely we shall see if DM's fame renders Minky useless.
Asshat
#16
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty