Thanquol is the captain of the Vermin and unsurprisingly the highest scorer in the team.

Thanquol has hit hard times as his addiction to shooting warpstone into his veins has caused him to run into financial trouble.

However his addiction has caused the growth of his legs (amongst other things as the cheerleaders know so well).

Thanquol has also been responsible for the introduction of viewing screens by the college of magic at each stadium he plays as since slow motion is the only way fans can actually see his touchdowns.

For his female fans out there Thanquol likes a nice bubble bath, warpstone and ruffling dwarf beards with the wind he generates. Look out ladies he's still single!