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Chupayotl Cherrypickers
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
Break Tackle
Guard
Juggernaut
Likes:
Beeing Big, Bashing people, Tapdancing.
Dislikes: Beeing Small
Tends to: Get fouled out first turn.
Likes: Condensed Alcoholic Beverages, Getting Strong by drinking Condensed Alcoholic Beverages.
Dislikes: Hangovers, Policemen.
Triva: Killed a policmen by puking on him after beeing stopped for drinking and driving. Got away because he succesfully framed Spooneh
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Likes: Boots
Dislikes: Others getting Booted
Tends to: Not getting fouled much because there are better targets.
Block
Break Tackle
Frenzy
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Likes: Bashing everything that is smaller than him + His Assists.
Dislikes: Everything that is bigger than him + His Assists.
Tends to: Receive Apo Faels.
Likes: Scoring, passing, aligning the opponents throwers with the Arrow of entropy.
Dislikes: Beeing on the LOS.
Tends to:
Pick up the ball on a 6+ then fael the dodge.
Dodge
Stunty
Dirty Player
Side Step
Likes: Showing of his amazing footwork to prone inanimate objects. Inserting Boots into the Craniums of other people, fouling while beeing the Ball Carrier.
Dislikes: The Ref.
Tends to: Getting send off.
Trivia: His heavy duty Booting buisness gave him some Knee problems and therefor an MV decrease, but that doesnt stop him!
Likes:
Running away quickly, the Ball, running away with the Ball, watching with the Ball at a sideline while the rest of the team bashes someone.
Dislikes: Passing, beeing hit.
Tends to: Run a lot.
Block
Break Tackle
Dodge
Tackle
Likes: Hitting stuff, Catching Stuff, Hitting Stuff after Catching it, Eating stuff after Hitting and Catching it.
Dislikes: Stuff that is too fast or too strong.
Tends to: Bash!
Likes: Scoring, Hitting others.
Dislikes: Whoever is responsible for assigning MVP awards.
Tends to: Either be Epic Fael or Epic Win.