The leader of the gang. Billy Joe cares for his flock as if they were his own sons. The goats often feed upon his slimy mucus trail and snuggle up to his tentacles when out in the cold!

Favourite country tune; <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2iv_E-Fn9E&feature=related>Ring of fire</a>

Forrest plays hard and expects nothing less from his teammates. Don't get on the wrong side of this 'ol goat!

Favourite country song; <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLUaXPEmKA>Much too young (to feel this damn old)</a>

Jim Bob is always dancin' and a hollerin' for no specific reason. He's the unnofficial team cheerleader and usually spends his time thinking up some new bustin' moves!

Favourite country tune; <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smgVLKoA1sE&feature=related>Chattahoochee</a>

This 'ol goat has seen it all before. He teaches the team all his veteran tricks and the art of sneaky fouling. His favourite moves are the Neck twist, the Lung crush and the Heart grinder!

Favourite country tune; <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EebObs-vC0>Achy Breaky Heart</a>

This weird old goat is a bit paranoid and doesn't always join in with the banter. He seems happier on the field stomping his hooves into the guts of the opposition!

Favourite country song; <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q04_ClDxRsk>Suspicious minds</a>

Lincoln is the alcoholic prankster of the team, his fun and games really bringing the team together. However when he gets drunk (which is often) he sinks into a meloncholy pit of dispair!

Favourite country song; <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pYTOHernds&feature=related>Cold cold heart</a>