Every thousand years there comes along such a liar as William Jefferson Clinton. This man can talk the spots off a leopard. His lies are so smooth that his very touch can bring out the liar in you.

Gold - orcswithfans ( Converted by original William Clinton )

Stick to your guns! Deny your lies and retire an outcast in your field.

What other liar in all the world is as widely recognized? How could we not have him on our team?

Kant pointed out in the middle of last century, what had not previously been discovered by mathematicians or physical astronomers, that the frictional resistance against tidal currents on the earth's surface must cause a diminution of the earth's rotational speed. This immense discovery in Natural Philosophy seems to have attracted little attention,--indeed to have passed quite unnoticed, --among mathematicians, and astronomers, and naturalists, until about 1840, when the doctrine of energy began to be taken to heart.

—Lord Kelvin, physicist, 1897

The glove didn't fit because Nurggle's Rotting Goodness had already seeped into his soul and began some wonderful swelling. This guy is even trained!

The classic lie. He was able to keep a straight face while decieving Jesus. That takes big brass balls that clank and spark in the dark.