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Qentis Zelowitz
#1
Blitzer
MA
8
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3
AG
3
AV
8
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0
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51
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0
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0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
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3
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Block
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Quentis will not sit down for an interview nor will anyone else say anything about him. We have to wait and see what this young BloodBowl player does in the future to maybe crack the ice surrounding his introspective demeanor.
Herb "Angry" Henderson
#2
Blitzer
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6
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3
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3
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8
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0
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38
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0
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0
G
9
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0
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4
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0
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0
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8
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8
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Block
Guard
Mad , Pissed , Really Really Angry guy. He learned at an early age that there were two ways of looking at things; theirs and His. Using anger and aggression as his tool to intimidate any who got in his way. Herb volunteer's at an old folks home on his off time. Donates half of his earning to the Child's Justice Alliance.
 
Dan "The Man Dingledorf
#3
Blitzer
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7
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3
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2
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-1
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47
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0
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10
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4
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0
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2
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18
XPP
0
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18
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Block
Dodge
Mighty Blow
With a name like Dan Dingledorf; He reinvented himself and gained a tremendous amount of self esteem by calling himself "The Man". Some wonder about his endorsement deal with Ladies Home Journal Magazine. When his first issue came out and the ladies saw the spread he did in his birthday suit; not a single copy was to be had. So "The Man" will sign all copies with a grin from ear to ear.
Al "The Sleeper" Sherman
#4
Blitzer
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3
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3
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8
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18
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44
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0
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1
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10
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0
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0
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1
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2
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0
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8
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0
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8
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Block
Guard
The Sleeper is an ex wrestler turned BloodBowl player. Some say he got his name from submitting his opponents in hand to hand combat. The other players on the QQQ would argue that he got his name from spending to much time in the injury box.
Only time will tell.
 
Bobby "Crazy Legs" Wilson
#5
Catcher
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8
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2
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3
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7
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141
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4
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-2
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0
G
10
Cp
1
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0
Cs
0
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15
Mvp
1
GPP
51
XPP
0
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51
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Catch
Dodge
Kick
Leap
Side Step
Sure Feet
Crazy Legs learned at an early age that he loved to run. It seems being the weakest guy on the block helped develop his skills he uses today on the bloody pitch. Run fast and run away from the bad guys. Crazy Legs has been known to get a little zealous at times and thinks that he is capable of mixing it up with the big boys. Crazy Legs always seems to reevaluate that course of action when the trainer finally gets him up with the smelling salts on the sideline.
Georgie "Sling Shot" Gribaldi
#6
Thrower
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6
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3
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3
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8
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123
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17
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63
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0
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10
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23
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0
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0
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0
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0
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23
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0
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23
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Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
Sling Shot is one of those you love to hate players. When he is on his game the fans admiration knows no ends. On his off days the fans often throw items from the stands at him to if only show him that someone in the stadium can toss an object more than a couple feet.
 
Sal "Sweet Daddy" Jones
#7
Lineman
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7
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3
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3
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8
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-1
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28
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0
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0
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10
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0
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0
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0
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0
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2
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10
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0
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10
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+MA
Sweet Daddy plays for one reason and one reason only. Chicks dig BloodBowl players.
Karl "Junior" Karupt
#8
Lineman
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6
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3
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3
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8
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4
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24
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0
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10
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1
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2
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2
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Junior comes from a long line of second rate BloodBowl players. He is looking to make a dent in BloodBowl history to insure the honor of his fallen family members. Junior is a fifth generation player. He hopes he can get through a complete season alive unlike his father and his father alike. Good luck Karl we are pulling for you.
 
Swifty "Sticky " Fingers
#9
Catcher
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9
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
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73
B
2
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
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0
Td
6
Mvp
0
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
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Catch
Dodge
+MA
Sure Feet
Sticky was brought from the minors after QQQ had played their first two games. Team insiders think he has his eye on the starting position help by Crazy Legs. Could get ugly soon. Sticky will wait in the wings till he can make the move to rocket him to stardom, fame and fortune.
Paully "Punk" Patterson
#10
Lineman
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6
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3
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3
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0
B
31
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F
1
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10
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1
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2
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2
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Paully or Punk as he likes to be called has wanted to play BloodBowl from an early age. The only problem was or is he lacks talent. What Punk lacks in talent he makes up with desire, tenacity and determination. Punk needs a hug.
 
Walker "Jonny" Midnihgt
#11
Lineman
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6
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3
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3
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8
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0
B
15
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0
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0
G
9
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1
GPP
5
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5
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Walker is the team vegan and the town drunk. Insiders in the QQQ camp say that he must know someone at the top because no matter what he does he gets away with it. He does always travel with a large crate of whiskey that he made in his basement.
Duh "The Professor" Uhhhh
#12
Ogre
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5
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5
AG
2
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9
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0
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71
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0
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10
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6
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2
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22
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0
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22
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Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Piling On
The Professor graduated suma cum laude from YOOO, Young Ogre's Orphan Organization. Finishing at the top of his class, The Professor decided to play BloodBowl to fund his entrepreneurship goals for the future. One of his great ideas is instead of the popular baby bottle of today, The professor hopes to manufacture and market his baby bottle helmet allowing the tiny tikes a hands free feeding experience.
 
Lemon "Tiddy" Twister
#13
Lineman
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6
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3
AG
3
AV
8
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0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
3
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0
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0
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GPP
5
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5
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Lemon is replacing the loved and cherished and sorely missed Wally "Wildman" Dingledorph.