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Nowt But Goat Lad
No one puts baby in the corner, if they do baby jams a clawed hand into their chest and rips out their heart.
An enemy that claws your face off if you don't keep all the towels in the bathroom exactly even. Almost as terrifying as Julia Roberts continuing career.