Uruha, the ‘purple’ fraction of the deity, is a raging drunk. In his early years of godhood, he was recorded to have smashed, burned and sodomized every resident of Atlantis before it sank due to global warming. But all he actually ever destroyed was mankind’s hope to ever be more threatening than he is. This makes sense, because purple is a malevolent color by nature, and the purple fraction of the deity is the most violent and manipulative.

Reita is the 'yellow' portion of the four-pronged deity. His job is to implant the positive, manly ideals of courage! compassion! and valor! However, due to the nature of humanity to all-around suck at that sort of thing, he has yet to complete his mission. Reita has retained the most resolve in his situation, and has yet to give up on the human race, insisting that he is 'manly and straight' on every occasion. However, it's been recently proven that Reita is actually quite gay, considering he fathered himself and his three brothers with Kai in a terrible time-travel accident, which eventually resulted in Reita being God for a fraction of his existence. The odd clothing over his nose actually hides the mark of God.

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Aoi is the 'blue' fraction of the deity, hence his name. The blue deity is devoted to the balance and harmony of all living things, bringing tranquility and calm to the masses. However, Aoi was never very good at this, so he resorted to giving everybody crack instead. This really didn't work out so well. Eventually, he gave up entirely, which explains why the world is in the sorry state it's in.

He pretends to like Metallica so he doesn't look gay but is actually a devoted fan of The Cure. It was recently discovered that all of his Metallica CD cases actually contained burnt CDs of The Cure and Linkin Park, proving once and for all that he was a twelve year old girl, and a music pirate, the most evil combination of all things on the planet. If he only knew that Robert Smith is actually, despite popular belief, awesome, then maybe he could completely embrace his love of unplugged music. Then he might not feel so bad about being such a girl.

Aoi is often considered the prettiest of the group, probably because he spends so much of his time around acoustic guitars, which has been proven to make you absolutely gorgeous. Unfortunately, it's predicted that eventually this will all go to his head, and the others may murder him out of jealousy.

Ruki is the 'red' fraction of the deity, created to invoke passion, life and creativity into the heart of mankind. His face mirrorred the world as he believed Asia to be the strongest continent and the rising sun on Japan's flag reflects on this compassion. Ruki depised Scientologists beliving that they wee fucken stupid faithless humans. Unfortunately, he kept it all to himself. (The greedy bastard.) When Kai found out, Ruki got a stern talking to and was eventually convinced to let artistic inspiration back into the world of mortals, resulting in the European Renaissance. However, just before the turn of the 90's, Ruki accidentally ate the concept of originality while making a sandwich, thusly dooming the world to endure horrible things such as Rap Music and Linkin Park.

Kai is the undisputed band leader and legal guardian of the other four members. It's rumored that Kai gave birth to the band after being impregnated by God, (Who was Reita at the time, we're pretty sure,) much like the Virgin Mary. In fact, as you may have read at the beginning of the article, The Gazette was supposed to be the second coming of Jesus. Unfortunately, Harry Mason showed up and snuck some Aglaophotis into Kai's tea, therefore terminating the pregnancy. The result was not the apocalypse, as intended, but the premature birth of a pagan deity that eventually became the band you know today. Or maybe you don't know them. But you should, because one day the rapture will come and their revenge on the non-believers will be ruthless.

Kai loves to cook food for his children, and often reads them bedtime stories. Except for Reita, who is going through those awkward, rebellious teenage years. He recently obtained a driver's license, but still refuses to drive, cars being an evil invention of the band's arch enemy, Dir en grey. Dir en grey and The GazettE used to be on good terms, until Dir en grey was taken to the dark side. That, and Kyo kept trying to look like Ruki. Or was it the other way around? Oh, god, nobody knows anymore.

A great rockballad by the group The GazettE featuring some awesome acoustic guitars.

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A song by The GazettE which is just totally awesome in every way possible, especially the electric guitars.

A song by the GazettE with some awesome guitar solos.

Another great song by The GazettE

An epic song made by The GazettE

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awesome and sad ballad by the GazettE.