The previous Om Nom Nom niggled on his first skill. :(

Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning is quite an Interceptor.

Hay Guys

So this man walks into a Bar and there's a very blodgey Ghoul
sitting at the counter drinking blood. Ghouls are usually dodgey
so the man is intrigued but at the same time a bit scared because
of how overwhelmingly Blodgey this Ghoul indeed is.

So the man gathers his courage and asks the Ghoul:
"Hey Ghoul why are you so Blodgey?"

And the Ghoul says "PowSkull."

The man is stunned.

And the Ghoul says "You lucky I don't have Mighty Blow, betta recognise."

Take one Skeleton. Tell him to lie down and wait a moment.
Take one Bathrobe, preferably not pink. Actually, why not pink.
Take twenty seven and a half cubic metres of soil.
Assure the Skeleton this won't take very long.
Take six cubic metres of compost and manure, mix with soil.
Bury bathrobe.
Add worms and bacteria.
Wait twelve years.
Tell the Skeleton to shut up.
Wait five years.
Tell the Skeleton shut its yap because you're really close to calling the glue
factory.
Revel in the silence.
Mmmmm.
Wait two more years.
Unearth Smelly Brown Bathrobe of Stickiness and Eww.
Put Bathrobe on Twitching Skeleton of Infinite Impatience.

BAM
Faster, nimbler and much less enthusiastic about lying down.

Now with less flesh!

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