Thermopylae is a remarkably relaxed tree. In all of his 9 played matches he has only accidently injured one opposing player. He uses his big brances to push, shovel and protect his fellow teammates but never seems to be out to hurt opponents.

After the match against the dark elves of the Blackguard Bistro III however things might change. In the middle of the match the sneaky dark elf coach tried to set Thermopylae on fire with a fireball. And even though some of his leaves caught fire he was back up on his feet in the second half :) Mostly because my opponent was “friendly” enough to douse the flames with lots of elvish boots....

Thermopylae is still considering wether this is reason enough to “go to War”....

After 11 bloodless matches in which Waterloo refused to hurt his opponents alltogether he got fed up with the abuse he has to take on the field and showed the world what he could do when in a foul temper.

In the match against the Black Rebels United he killed both Antinanco the human catcher as well as William McFist the linebacker. If not for the carefull attention of the human doctor Waterloo would have killed another human blitzer as well...

His team mates are gossiping that Waterloo has marital trouble with his wife... Hence the foul and unexpected temper!

*update*
Waterloo found two of his team mates talking behind his back right before the match against the Math Minds Deadites. Waterloo, boiling with anger, went out to find the opponents brightest starplayer.
This turned out to be Leonardo Fibonacci...

Waterloo killed the Khemerian star thrower so thoroughly that regeneration just wasn't an option.

After seeing the enormous gang fouls going on in the match against the human Beerlovers team Kursk decided to learn some dirty tricks of his own.

Fans claim he is only trying to intimidate his opponents though...

*Update*
In the match against the Math Mind Deadites the fans decided that the team had taken enough of a beating and "convinced" the referee not to pay too much attention to what would go on in the second half.

Kursk orchestrated the biggest gang-foul session ever seen in their stadium. The end result was that only a single mummy and two skeletons were left standing at the end of the match.

Midway got so frustrated with Denis, a noisy norse thrower, that he decided to break his neck. Being the first fatality caused by the Woodland Wars the rest of the team is undure wether to support this action of "usefull barbarism" as stated by the coach.

Torch is really trying to become one of the famous throwers in the backfield. In his 4th match he managed to complete no less than 4 passes! Even by elven standards this is superb...

Sevastopol succeeded in smashing up a human thrower pretty badly in his second match. He was the first elf on the team to ever cause an opponent casualty.

The rest of the team looked on. Astonished that opponents could get hurt in the game just as well as them...

Guadalcanal is showing some wear and tear. After 12 continuous matches his body seems to be a bit slower than it used to. The hartless coach decided that Guadalcanal will be the next "Line of Scrimmage specialist".

Everyone hopes Guadalcanal will last longer than Iwo Sjima did in the same function...