DEMOTED! FOR SHAME!! Tsabu*


*(due to death)

His name is Crag Hack. Poor, poor Crag Hack roams the countryside looking for work, but always returns empty handed. The teams prevailing joke is, " Ever heard the one about the Crag Hack that got a job?" No! No one has ever heard that one.

Let's face the facts, JoJosh isn't the brightest player. He may not be able to win the Nobel Prize for Physics (or peace for that matter), but he can eat a Cadillac like it was the Friday's Jack Daniel's Sampler.... No really he can... I've seen him DO IT! .... It's really disgusting, trust me you don't want to see it.

Now promise me you'll try real hard not to die again.

(Rock Thrower grumbles but agrees)

Ok, you run off and play now.

No one knows why he's here, or what he is up to. But one thing is for sure, When you look like Luigi's clone, with a mullet, you are not bound to the code of chivalry. You came here to ROCK!