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Misty Rain
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
37
B
34
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
"Strap-On Sally," "Foot Fetish Fantasies #2," "Tracey at the Sex Derby," "The XXX Files." This woman has quite a resume.
Heart Throb
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
9
B
30
P
11
F
2
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
A "So-Soft" Pegasus Pony. I try to avoid buying toys with "Throb" in the name.
 
Chocolate Delight
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
21
B
59
P
-7
F
1
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Mighty Blow
A "Soda-Sippin' Pony." It came with a straw. I really don't understand this.
Sweetie Pie
#4
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
51
B
3
P
16
F
0
G
4
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
I'm really disturbed to know that there even exists a video called "Breastman's American Butt Search," much less that someone named "Sweetie Pie" appears in it.
 
Green Eyes
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
5
B
21
P
2
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
He was in "Hispanic Heatwave" with a guy named "Skelator." No, really.
Ruby Lips
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
2
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Guard
This, incredibly enough, was a pony. Sometimes I wonder if the designers themselves weren't watching porn films...
 
Putrid Stench
#7
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Trick question actually. No known ponies or porn stars have ever been called by this name. Not to their face, in any case.
Sunshine Blue
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
15
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Starred with about half a dozen women with only one name in "Fresh Flesh."
 
Daisy Sweet
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
41
B
31
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
This pony smelled like perfume. How come they never made one that smelled like a horse?
Lucky Star
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
30
B
8
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Guard
He appeared in "Pure Milk #2." Sequels are never as good as the original, are they?
 
Cherry Treats
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
20
B
20
P
0
F
4
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
A white and red "Sweetberry Pony." A horse that smells like cherries. Huh.
Love Melody
#12
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Block
A "Twice as Fancy" pony. That's pretty darn fancy.