One of the Ass Guard Ravens original members, Valiently stood on the touchline to take a hit for the team resulting in his niggling injury.

Har also aged before his time picking up another annoying niggle after a sterling performance against Rath-Tool Avengers

In his spare time Har Ganeth like torturing and maiming, he is also an experrt in corpe mutilation. Get him while he's avaliable ladies!

Malus is the captain of the Ass Guars Ravens with his trademark long bomb (even when its not necessary) Malus is responsible for the ravens tactical superiority.

Responsible for Spike! Magazines play of the year against Argrukk's Massacre Squad, dodging in beween numerous black ork tacklezones, picking up the ball in the tacklezone of an orcish lineman and throwing a perfect long pass for the touchdown in the same tacklezone. Truly an amazing play requiring balls of steel.

Its not hard to see why Malus is a favourite of the team, fans and condemed prisoners alike!

Tz'Arkan inspires so much fear in the opposition that whole teams have been known to fall over themselves in an effort to get away.

Rumoured to have been given a new secret weapon by the college of magic that penetrates even the thickest orkish armour Tz'Arkan is adept at incapacitating his opponents before scoring the all important touchdown.

Tz'Arkan enjoys throat slicing, drowning kittens and putting rusty spikes on the announcers chairs.

Malice lives up to his name with his cold execution of ofensive plays no one is safe from his blitzs, even the crowd as some oposing fans have found to their cost while lying under the body of one of their teams linemen!

Malus enjoys baby throwing, blood and a good masssacre.