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Da Bashmeisters
Sir Bash IV got the first casualty ever for Da Bashmeisters!
When asked about his first blood, he said "Snot a big deal, killinz wut blood bowl's all abowt. Oim juz pleased dat oi got dah first wun."
Goblincruncher got the first touchdown ever for Da Bashmeisters!
When asked about his touchdown, he said "Yeh, was a pretty good wun, oim just glad dat mah teamies 'ad 'em all knocked down at deh time. 'cept for dat bloody useless gobbie, ahcourse."
Not much is known about 'Da Stupid Gobbie'. Any attempts to communicate with him are for naught, he's never talked with anyone aside from the orcs on his team since the team first got together.
This seems to have affected him psychologically. He's been around orcs for so long that he has begun to believe everything they tell him and oftenly admits that he's just a stupid gobbie.
When asked about other goblins, the orcs said "Or yeh, we useta 'ave anudda stoopid gobbie, but 'e... well, let's juz say dat he aint gonna be playin blood bowl agen for a long time."
Crushun Stomp has won MVP in both of his first 2 games, which the other orcs are very bitter about. Most of them claim "dat 'e was in de right place at de right toyme", and "enywun cudda made dem blocks against dose gits".
Naturally, Crushun Stomp denies these allogations.
He does have one notable ability: He runs really fast.
Touchan Go has an unatural intelligence... for orcs anyway. His basic understanding of the importance of tactics has led the orcs to believe that he's a bit of a wuss.
He's the only orc that gives "Da Stupid Gobbie" a little credit, and often includes him in important plays much to the orcs' collective dismay.