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Norris Chucks
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Whenever Chuck Norris's wife asks him nicely to do the dishes he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
A Cobra once bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
The Pope says ten Hail Chucks per day.
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Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.
If Chuck Norris could be any type of tree, he would be titanium.
The only reason Chuck Norris never has won an Oscar is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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