In the match against Hades Harem Chronic Disorder cleared the field of the nasty opposing elves... Still it took paranoid a quarter of a match to pick up the ball to score... The fans were going insane (even more than usual that is) and the coach jumped up and down in frustration.

What no one knows is that paranoid thought the ball was a wicked monster preying on him. When he finally realised it was just a ball it was nearly too late to score the winning touchdown!

In the match against the slithering skaven of "test your might" Delusional was once again grasping in the air. His bewildered hands flapping in thin air. As so often before he seemed to be seeing things that aren;t quite there (or aren;t perceived by his teammates, as he'd put it himself).

All of a sudden his fingers felt something hard and his ears heard a tremendous roar from the fans.... What happened? He intercepted the ball!!! The very first interception of the team!