Good at helpin' out 'is mates, Graaf is into team work ..... he loves nothing better than ganging up on anyone who aint 'is mate 'n' putting da boots in - especially inta them elves.

Initially thought to be "a little slow" the Coach has revised his opinion of Ur-Wot to being "touched in the 'ed, but too dumb not to play well". From Coach Elan, a ringing endorsement.

Recruited for game 3 of Season XXXII, big and dumb and will play for free was the recruiting agents pitch to Coach Elan, who was looking for cannon fodder...

Gubger likes a nice bit of Biff and has a reputation for it!

Renowned only for killing Germin Vermin super player "Klaus Kinski" a gutter runner of world reknown, Coach Elan has stated that more of the same mortal intent is required for this young orc to achieve legend status himself.

In a stunning move, Gortfang laid a foul on Big Kev of teh Brickies in the last match of Season XXX, killing the troll outright! He has been told to put the boot in more often!

Six games to learn a basic skill has reinforced Coach Elan's opinion of the intelligence of this player - apparently this is less important to "the Tonk's" fans, who are interested in getting to know the young Black Orc on a more intimate level.

Hieronymus Bosch, Netherlandish Northern Renaissance Painter, ca.1450-1516

Not the smartest piece of fruit that ever fell from the tree, Wazza is well known for becoming distracted by the little things - the Coach thinks he has ogre blood and a bone head, but the jury is still out. Wazza's miraculous performance of 3 Touch Downs against the depleted "United Abominations" shows that when is "on" he can be very good ....