Smolder hardly ever gets angry, or at least that you can tell. After watching way to many Incredible Hulk shows he now idolizes the incredible bursts of power that green monster can have. Smolder promises that one day he will explode with power, but so far he hasn't done much of anything.

Smother was a Coal hauler while a slave, and has grown strong from that dismal work. He takes all the chances he can get to run out in the open fresh air, but don't go calling him a grass faerie or you'll likely choke on your own teeth. His favored plan of attack is to run full speed and traunce on his opponent hoping to get grass jammed in there sinuses.

This "Troll" was purchased at a Chaos Dwarf "Miriclebeard" hairgrowing factory. His job was to mix up the chemicles in a large vat the same way you crush grapes in a large vat to make wine. The Chaos Dwarves don't remember if he was a Troll when they elslaved him or if he was a Hobgoblin. He can't speak properly and can only utter "HOBGOBIN". The team has taken a liking to him and have inductied him as an onerary hobgoblin.

Slunkis plays for an all hobgoblin team, which incase you couldn't figure out means he is a hobgoblin. Slunkis was freed of the Chaos Dwarves slavery and with his new found freedom (and some help from his halfling coach) he is the first hobgoblin blocker. Slunkis is fat and slow enough to rival his former Chaos Dwarf master, and plans on adding some more weight if he can.

On yet another trip back to the steamy pits of the Chaos Dwarven mines I recruted Squigish. He was enslaved as a cook for the hobgoblins. His food supply was the same as every other hobgoblin slave (gruel, lard, and stail bread) but he was in charge of cleaning out all of the pots and wasn't allowed to use soap because it cost to much money. So every day after breakfast, lunch and dinner he would sit down and scrape every pan and eat it. After years of this treatment he has become the fattest hobgoblin I've ever seen. To make up for this when he plays, he rubs a tub of lard all over his body before each drive so he can drag his belly around smoothly.

I found Trogstomper in the middle of a bog. He looked like a mud monster at first, but I quickle relized it was some sort of creature with a thick layer of mud on it. He aparently spent most of his life living in that swamp after he escaped from a Chaos Dwarf slave camp. He had a steady diet of Troglodytes and wore special mud armor as camoflague and to protect agenst larger preditors. He doesn't seem to grasp the game of Blood Bowl very well and can only follow simple commands of hit anything thats not a hobgoblin. I hope this won't interfere if I play another team with hobgoblins.

He has a piney smell to him, and likes to dance. He has deminstrated his "Turn-in-time" touchdown dance, though he has yet to score a touchdown.

Sweat has an apitite for life and the buffet table. He has proven to be a crafty hobgoblin and always manages to sneak in and grab that last drumstick. This also shows in game, when he has a tendency to pop in and grab the ball and pop out again. It is rumored that "Potbelly" preformes so well because if he scores the TD he will be the closest one to the customary (helps to have a halfling coach) after TD snack. Only his teammate Slunkis can beat him in an eating contest, but Sweat can always get to the "good" food first.

Vat is the most deranged hobgoblin I have ever known. After freeing him from slavery he still insisted on being chained up and whiped. At the team feasts he likes to eat everyone elses left overs. On the Blood Bowl pitch he spends most of his time kicking his opponents in the gut (standing up or not). He has shown some potential in kicking and I think I'll train him to boot the ball and maybe use him as a clean-up man for the Big Guys the teams manages to knock down.

Goober is an all around player who isn't bad at anything, but doesn't stand out at anything either. The only quirk he has shown is he takes delite in "relieving" himself in the other teams water supply.

Boris is the quite type. He preferse to show what he's made of by his actions (which have thus far only been reliesing a rancid fart durring halftime).

Vent spent most of his life cleaning out the chimney stacks of the Chaos Dwarf factories. Besides a nagging cough, Vent gained a knack for reaching hard to get objects. He has used this talent to snatch the ball out of the air while the opponent foolishly throws it over his head.

Coal enjoys smashing opponents larger than himselft. He often volentiers to taunt the other teams Minotaur. As a result of his actions he hasn't got any teeth left in his mouth, but instead takes the opertunity to place a brick in there and watch his advisary crack a knuckle while trying to crack his jaw.

Clank worked in the maintenance shop while enslaved by the Chaos Dwarves and as a result has developed a rather acute mind. He has taken to developing technical plays for the team and takes pride in his successful passing plays. Clank only has one major quirk and that’s cleanliness. He always has a bright new uniform to wear, and if an opponent knocks him in the mud Clank takes it personal.

Doug was my best friend from my childhood home of Moot. He was captured by the hordes of Choas and tortured after I sold some information to a very inocently looking Chaos Warrior. I felt slitly guilty and tracked him down. When I found him he had been morphed into a Choas Halfling, but being as clever as I he managed to trick them into thinking he was a Chaos Dwarf (he disguised himself by cuting the tail fur off of a group of centaurs and gluing it on his face). The team almost murdered him when he first came back with me, but after removing his face fur they accepted him as part of the team.

Before Blunder was a member of this team he woked at a Chaos Dwarf blunderbus factory. He was the lucky worker who got to test fire all of the guns to see if they would result in a deadly backfire. You could say Blunder is a little on the slow side, but what he lacks upstairs he makes up for in pure luck. This hobgoblin has survived everything and anything.