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Broke Wagons
#1
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
31
B
22
P
4
F
0
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Kick
Mighty Blow
It's getting ridiculous... I haven't rolled a non-double for this team yet. It's like Nuffle doesn't WANT me to have any DP's!

Screen shot saved if you really need to see it...
Stole Cookies
#2
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
45
B
30
P
3
F
0
G
12
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
3
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Mighty Blow
Stole Cookies rolled double fours after 2 completions a cas on a Black Orc and the MVP... took Mighty Blow - he deserved it. Screen shot saved as such...
 
Smokes in Toyland
#3
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
9
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
4
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Dirty Player
Mighty Blow
Seriously... I've never rolled this many doubles on a squad before. I need to keep checking to see what skills a elf lineman NORMALLY can take, cuz I just keep seeing the doubles options!...

The smoker takes Mighty Blow too... so fitting.
Eats Reindeer
#4
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
19
B
18
P
1
F
1
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
He doesn't even wash the animal first... and his favorite part is the fuzzy underbelly.
 
Nailed Mrs. Claus
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
94
B
14
P
60
F
0
G
12
Cp
17
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Accurate
Dump Off
Rolled doubles on first skill after 1 completion and 1 MVP. Have screen shot saved - don't know how to post it here :)
Late for Everything
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
5
B
10
P
5
F
1
G
11
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
There's no drug testing in the North Pole, cuz Santa encourages cocaine use amongst the elves to make them work faster... but we're pretty sure that this one's late all the time cuz he's on smack or meth or something. Lookit his eyes for Nuffle's sake...
 
Moonlighting Chippendale
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
4
B
5
P
2
F
1
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Public Urination
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
10
B
19
P
0
F
2
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
n
Skills
Dirty Player
It's not so much the pissing in public thing, as much as it is he'll go in the break room, piss in his own face and giggle like a goon about it.
 
Puts Candy Canes Places
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
28
B
19
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
n
Skills
Dirty Player
Pukes Everywhere
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
-2
B
5
P
-2
F
0
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Feet
 
Difficult Ass
#13
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
6
B
3
P
2
F
0
G
2
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Nerves of Steel
Farts in Assembly Line
#14
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Nerves of Steel