'Just stand stihl....'
~S. Whacker

'Brzzz Brzznana Brzannanannannann......'
~H. Hacker

'The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster...'
~Theodore Kaczynski

"Hey it was a clean elbow"
~Marco Materazzi

But I still maintain that Zidane, by doing what he did, let Materazzi win.
I know it’s only human nature to respond as he did, but… by doing that,
Zidane gave Materazzi exactly what he wanted, he screwed himself,
and he cost his team. But I agree with the A of G… it’s amazing that someone,
somewhere along the line, hasn’t beaten the guy until he pissed blood.

"I've had a few niggles and it's just a chance for me to do a bit of rehab
on that this week and stay out of the contact a bit so I can freshen up."

"He was over the ball so much I thought he was cheating," Mealamu said with a laugh.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
~Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British politician.

Wedding Guest: Look! The dead prince!
Concorde: He's not quite dead.
Prince Herbert: Oh, I feel much better.
King of Swamp Castle: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!
Prince Herbert: I was saved at the last minute.

~M. Python

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.

~M. Python

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

~M. Python

Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

~M. Python