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Darksun Coffee Company
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Frenzy
Horns
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Wild Animal
Guard
Captain of the team, and is responsible for grinding the coffee beans.
Earned the nickname "Princess" after playing like an elf in the team's third game (replay:
http://www.fumbbl.com/replay/JBBReplay.jnlp?game=2765802 , turns 12 onwards). Fangore says he was just trying to 'kill the dwarf', but the constant ribbing only fuels his rage.
Foreman Smiler, named due to an unfortunate scar which runs from ear to ear, is responsible for customer service at Chaos Coffee Co. Complaints are at an all time low thanks to Smilers winning good looks and no nonsense approach to silencing customers.
This loyal barrista lost his eye during an argument with a customer (something about having put chocolate frosting on her skinny latte). Despite this injury, he is a capable blood bowl player, with a tendancy to attempt passes and athletic running plays (though sometimes his lack of depth perception lets him down).
Particularly impressive plays:
Replay (Turn 14):
http://www.fumbbl.com/replay/JBBReplay.jnlp?game=2771530
Renowned for his love of fire, Foreman Pyro ensures all the coffee beans used by Chaos Coffee Co. are roasted to perfection. Spending so much time bottled up in heavy armour in such a hot atmosphere has driven Foreman Pyro slightly crazy, a trait well utilized by the team's coach.
As well as tasty coffee, the Chaos Coffee Co. supplies a range of delicious cakes. Foreman Crush is responsible for ensuring all the oats and corn that go into said treats are crushed to a fine powder. He follows a similar pattern on the blood bowl pitch.
Prized for his pig like snout, Foreman Nuts has a nose for good peanuts, walnuts and brazil nuts. Nuts responsibility lies in creating the best cakes and treats for the coffee company. His chocolate brownies (made with freshly strangled brownies and pixies) are a true delicacy.