The most battle hungry of all the squad. Adam had ranked up the most blocks so far, but due to a trick from the Asgard Arrows, he was unable to play in the final game of the league. This has resulted in Benjamin pulling far ahead, and spilling blood.

Adam will have to tie his bandages tight to reclaim his role as top blocker.

He almost killed the Asgard Arrows player Hallvard, but the team Apothecary stepped in and saved Hallvard from the afterlife. However someone had angered Adam's ancestors, in the same game he badly hurt another Asgard Arrow, before executing the Blitzer Knut in the final turn of the game, devouring his soul and absorbing his technical blocking skill.

Needless to say, Adam is now top Mummy...

Against their closing game in the Kitchen Cup League, Adam fractured the arm of Harl'khur, Goblin linesman of Rakshar's Rotters! His season ended with a crack AND a whimper (though neither of which came from him).

Benjamin has been carefully studying Dorothy's "Zombie Style" in order to shed the blood of his foes. At long last his study paid off, and he was able to earn a CAS point. Turns out the "shuffle slowly and swing arms wildly" technique is more potent than it sounds...

Benjamin is now the highest blocking player on the squad.

Benjamin clearly reserves a special hatred for Elves. During a recent game against the Diode Dodgers, he teamed up with Skeleton Linesman Harold. Between them they managed to smash the collarbone of Fralos and smash the hand of Cratose. No one can quite agree who achieved what though...

Benjamin didn't manage to draw blood against Necromantic rivals Armies of the Undeath Reborn, but he did manage to KO their skilful Flesh Golem Smagol for the entirity of the first half, excellent work! Benjamin followed his team touchdown by badly hurting enemy Zombie Offering - Benjamin took the name as it was!

Crazy-Horse has perfected the art of sitting; so much so he managed to gain an MVP despite doing nothing all game but sitting down.

Truly a craftsman.

Crazy-Horse has studied long and hard at the art of achieving nothing, while looking amazing doing it. Once again the judges (probably Halflings) were so impressed they awarded him MVP.

Now however the Coach has plans, Crazy-Horse has stolen MVP a number of times. Lets see how he does with stealing the ball...

The grandeur of two MVPs has caused Crazy-Horse to become delusional. In the last game of the Kitchen Cup League, despite standing at the back of the pitch for the entire game, insisting he was "defending" (whatever that means), Crazy-Horse once again was awarded the MVP. Serious enquiries have begun into whether the judges are necrophiliacs...

Crazy-Horse was almost seriously injured by Necromantic team Armies of the The Undeath Reborn Wight Ian Wight - thankfully his fractured arm instantly regenerated and he was saved!

A player who was around at the creation of the sport. Dorothy knows every trick of the trade, proving it when he broke the jaw of Grun'Jango of Rakshar's Rotters, then quickly badly hurting Rumpl'Stilt.

A credit to Zombie kind everywhere, Dorothy holds the record for the highest number of blocks amongst the linesmen.

Peter was brought in to replace Sure Hands Fred, who is dead, a mere smear of red.

The Coach's faith in Peter was well-founded. After the death of Sure Footed Emily, Peter realised he soon wouldn't be the baby of the squad. He strapped on his game face (which just so happened to be the face of the person he was eating at the time) and achieved a touchdown in the final game of the Kitchen Cup League.

George is a speedy fellow, having preferred the taste of the living he is used to running away from mobs with pitchforks.

He is determined to gain more speed, no matter the cost (to others that is...)

After the game against Rakshar's Rotters, George has decided he is Team Captain. He has not told anyone else, but he's hoping his shiny new throwing arm will establish it for him.

Harold, despite being with the squad since the raising, has only thrown a single block. It is believed he was a particularly tall Halfling in his previous existence...


Harold shattered any beliefs he might have been a Halfling, when he smashed the collarbone of Fralos...or smashed the hand of Cratose, both of the Elven Team Diode Dodgers. No ones sure which one was him. All they know is: he likes to smash.

Jack has carefully followed the Crazy-Horse school of doing nothing, and so perfectly emulated the master of this art, he achieved his very own MVP.

Crazy-Horse is silently proud of his apprentice.

Matthew has been with the squad since raising, and has performed as the helmsman of the team. Combining the pace and agility of the Ghouls, with the more brutal skills of the Mummies.

In the final game of the Garage Cup, he was awarded MVP. To celebrate, the Coach hired another Wight, hoping to inspire Matthew to go on further with this recognition.

After achieving MVP, Matthew has gone onto great things. He managed to score both touchdowns in the recent victory over the Diode Dodgers, he is now safely considered the most professional player on the squad.

Matthew has now had a hand in a player death. He shoved Rakshar's Rotters! superstar 'Eft Behind into the Undead crowd. Eft is no longer with us...

Oliver finally earned his keep in the squad. Against Rakshar's Rotters! he managed a touchdown, and almost secured a second.

Oliver has been called "the one to watch" of WTCOTH by the critics.

Oliver delievered on his promise, badly hurting Werewolf K9 of the the Armies of Undeath Reborn, taking him out of most of the game. Excellent work!