Captain of the Pseudopolis City Watch Thaddeus Kronberger is a man to fear. He is clever, quick witted, light on his feet and has a mean streak a mile wide due to losing his testes to a vampire hooker.

This also explains his xenophobic nature, although what he was doing with a vamp whore in the first place is something of a mystery to his men.

Ironballs regularly strikes terror into the hearts of his opponents by uttering his legendary warcry - "Etiam meus testis vado "gens!" Operor vos have a forsit per ut Sonny?"

Blessed with the unremarkable attribute of inspirational ennui and a personality like a wet fish, Hal Bulan's colleagues could only come up with the moniker "Hal" for the poor man.

Although that seems to please the simple minded fool.

Captain Kronberger is often heard to mutter, "Forsitan nos should adepto magis cannon fodder amo Hal?" while walking past Hal.