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Bokonon Lives!
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Ex-Bokonon United captain Whip-Smart was gorily murdered on the pitch by an angry mummy. Turns out that Whip-smart wants some undead revenge. He is reborn as Count Skedoink, Haunter of the Dark, Master of the Night. Ha ha ha ha!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(*lightning flashes and thunder rumbles*)
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May 5th - The infamous Woluwe Bones Collectors slaughter. Bokonon United star quaterback Peter C died a terrible death, alongside many of his compatriots.
Fans thought they would never see his like again.
How wrong they were!
His like is back, but paler, and with a slightly disconcerting accent.
Mwah Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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It turns out that the sadly missed thrall, Gagarin, had an aristocratic heritage. A strange curse ran through his blood and he is reborn to claim his throne.
THE PRUSSIAN DUKE RISES!!!
MWAH HA HA HA HA!!
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Vladimir has been selected as the Thralls team-leader. He has pledged to bring organisation and discipline to the Bokonon Lives! scrimmage and is also willing to put his neck on the line whenever necessary.
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Seriously? The Potatodog Earl?
Clearly the nouveaux riche of the undead world.