Called so because when he was awoken he crushed four of the goblins attempting to cut him down and was said to cry tears of blood as he absorbed their bodies...not nice.

The oldest of the local trees, The Birch was bought onto the team to deal with the mass of saplings who kept trying to enter without any training.

Leader of the pack, Todo is the founder of the team and strives to get them the recognition they deserve.

The toughest of the Knotwise brothers, he is ready to use his patented spork stabber on anyone who comes near his hotpot.

Always backs his brother up when it comes to a fight, they play together and score together.

Somewhat drunk all the time, he has a tendancy to forget the ball and end up talking to the crowd instead.

There isnt a cheerleader (of the halfling sort) Olo hasnt bedded ;)

Beckle-Baggins is said to have an uncle who once chased a dragons tail...or so they say.

An expert in the brew, he has worked with dwarven confectionary experts to make the perfect half time drink.

An expert in the pitch, Gardenworth was bought on to help with team tactics.

The not so enthusiastic member of the team, Wilt would rather cheer from the sidelines than face the treemen of the opposition.

Hired with the soul purpose of knocking out players, he wears a spikey bucket on his head.

Septim is an old fellow and cheated on his form to get into the team...he is actually eleventy one

Some are drunk...he is drunker. That would be why he always gets hurt.

Known as Crouchthorn because he puts roses under the players seats to cause main and niggling bottom injuries.

The tough nut, the stalwart wall, the...fat halfling? Yah, his girth stops the enemy getting the ball through.