Rabid Child's huge hand has made him invaluable for retrieving many a ball knocked loose - yet still stuck in the heart of enemy territory.

With his Advanced Agility Workshop Certification completed, he becomes the team's Star Extractor, earning him a spot on the Top 10 most Completions for an active Gutter Runner!

THIS little bastard has been hitting the gym a lot lately - and his blocking has improved quite a bit! However, the little git was forgetting to stretch before pumping all that iron...and the resultant loss of flexibilty has cost him - his ability to dodge and handle the ball has dropped off significantly (much to the consternation of his coach!)

With the growth of a sharp pair of horns, and tackle training, Mr. Horrible has officially become the team's start blitzer, even earning a spot on the Top 10 Best Active Blocker list for a Gutter Runner!

Mr. Horrible has reaffirmed this position in a recent game with 3 takeaways after kickoff in the first half alone, including one personal TD and a casualty inflicted! Vicious and Mean have since been relegated to line on scrimmage duty on offense and lending assists or holding the line on defense, much their dismay!

A Badly Hurt against a vicious ST 4 beastman who had just Seriously Injured the team's mascot Rat Ogre now puts Mr. Horrible in the #3 spot for Active Gutter Runner Blockers on Fumbbl! Only 2 more casualties and he'll be solidly out in front...If he could double this number he'll be #1 all time...

Team Kicker smelly got the job after hours of practice kicking the ball - largely due to his unpleasant body odor, which made other players hesitant to let them in next to him on the line of scrimmage - and caused fans to douse him with water (and various other liquids - some still in their glass bottles) when he took position in a wide zone!