"I solemly swear by my office as a crime-fighter that this outrage will not go unavenged."

"Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors!"

"I've thrilled many a woman, Batgirl. But I never sent one completely in orbit before!"

"How in the name of purple wombats do they manage it!?"

"This phase of my career will never be over, until I have The Caped Crusader's cowl safely in my custody!"

"From now on, pussy willows galore!"

"Riddle me this: when does a painter use a trigger instead of a brush?
When he's a stickup artist!."

"My queen is disloyal, the handmaiden is a traitor, and everybody's being mean to me!"

"Woe is me. My criminal career is now eggstinct!"

"First I toy, then I destroy!"

Henchman: "Three cheers for False Face!"
Henchmen: "Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!"
False Face: "Thanks. I know you didn't mean it."

"I'll tell the world you died with your Bat-boots on!"

Batman: "How did you know that Robin and I might be in trouble at this glue factory?"
Batgirl: "Through the one thing you couldn't possibly have in your utility belt, Batman. A woman's intuition."