Brought into the team as a back-up, and expected to die horribly while getting in the way of a passing big guy. That he's become one of the longest-serving members of the team is down to luck rather than skill, but he's not complaining.

Currently being investigated for fraud – the rest of the team suspect his 'really good' moniker may be a lie.

Gazlit's been around for seemingly forever. Spends most of his time absorbing damage on the Line of Scrimmage, or getting in the way.

Founding member of the team, and the only black orc that can do anything but fall over. Occasionally over-stretches himself by blitzing into the opposition's half and getting mobbed.

Ziggy's far too fancy for an orc. Usually seen running for the opposing end zone in the hope of a long bomb. His slippery nature means the other team find him difficult to mark for long. Currently trying hard to improve his defensive game.

Quiet, dependable, occasionally does something useful. Looking forward to falling over less now he's learned to block properly.

Shares the rushing duties with Ziggy, but Guzgul's much happier bashing his way to the end zone. Enjoys sacking ball-carriers and stamping on their remains.

Team captain. Usually hanging backfield, but can punch with the best of them should he need to. Powers the Boyz' passing game with legendary accuracy – shame the catchers aren't quite so skilled...