Knights of Castle Anthrax
Horns
Block (20k)
Claw (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
"Oooh. It is a lonely life...bathing...dressing...undressing...making exciting underwear..."
+AG (40k)
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
"What an eccentric performance."
Horns
+AG (40k)
Block (20k)
Kick (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
"It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
I am... and this is my trusty servant Patsy."
Horns
Block (20k)
Claw (20k)
"His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen..."
Aged a niggle on second skill.
Horns
Block (20k)
Claw (20k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
"O wicked wicked Zoot.. she is a bad person and must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax we have but one punishment...You must tie her down on a bed...and spank her. Come!"
"O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery."
Horns
Block (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
"Let me go back in there and face the peril."
"No, it's too perilous."
+MA (30k)
Block (20k)
Dodge (30k)
"Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?"
"No, it's unhealthy"
Horns
Block (20k)
Dirty Player (20k)
"A spanking! A spanking! Theres going to be a spanking!"
Horns
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Tackle (20k)
"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"