The nominal captain of All Poor Souls, Shoeshine Billy has the distinct honor of being the only one who has actually read the rules. This doesn't seem to have dampened his sense of enthusiasm, and he has dreams of wearing actual shoes onto the pitch one of these days.

Timothy Pendernell, of the infamous Pendernell Beggars Family, about half of whom also freelance for the Thieves' Guild under various aliases. He may not be much to look at, but Timmy and his brother are as fast a pair of Demanders of a Chip as can be found for a reasonable price.

Shoeshine Billy got them both for only half a crust of bread and the promise that, should one of the score the ball, they could keep it after the game.

Tomarope Pendernell, of the infamous Pendernell Beggars Family, about half of whom also freelance for the Thieves' Guild under various aliases. Tommy also serves as a night watchman under the alias Robert 'Ropey' Smith, wherein he often investigates his own off-the-clock beggings.

Actually a zombie, albeit a relatively intact and personable one, Hacking Jim is the team's apothecary - he has to stitch himself back together often enough, it just comes as second nature.

Jim won't take the pitch unless there's no other choice, and should he be stunned or worse, the team can't make use of its medic - until he pulls himself back together, that is.