Not the sharpest piece of obsidian in the volcano, Big Jim Beef was recruited for his might, and definitely not his thinking skills. With a strange penchant for eating Nurglings when he can, he has a tendency to get rumblings in his stone-hard stomach because of the gross habit but other than that he's a pretty okay character. Watch out; he doesn't smell too good after he eats his favourite snack! At times he's sent out on the field smelling ATROCIOUS! The other orcs give each other high-fives and congratulate themselves in those games: they've never lost any of those 'cause Beef always tackles them head-on with his smell from three yards away!

No one really knows why he's called Comet. This Blitzer is about the slowest one on the field sometimes, preferring to bash in heads (like the other orcs) rather than sprint as fast as his namesake! His father being a Bloodbowl "connoiseur" and overall fan of the game, he grew up training and playing and fouling as much as he could to get into the Ed Smashers. And there he wants to stay, of course. He just wants to kick, bash, smash, and punch his way so the team gets to number one!

Rumor has it that Cupid has had MORE THAN ONE MATE! How scandalous! This Casanova of orcish tendencies has, strangely enough, become a Bloodbowl Blitzer for the Ed Smashers, only telling enough about his background and his reasons for going into Bloodbowl that we can quickly figure out he's trying to win some female orcish lovin'. Which is about as rough as a game of Bloodbowl, so we just suppose he's training. Known for his tendency towards Orc poetry (<i>you is amazin'; I loves yous; [mumble mumble] a' hazin'; i loves yous.</i>) he tries to help the others with their love lives and decides afterwards that he'd rather never ever help them again.

A replacement for the dearly departed Shover, Puller came onto the scene among mourners. But he has the clear ability for killing those godsdamned elves that killed his predecessor. Now all he can think about is revenge, and he will have it... eventually. Locked with Pusher in their need to avenge the former Lineman, he has developed a hatred for elves.