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All Rage and Glory
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Nayr'oth is the kinda gal who just doesn't know how to say no. The moment a guy asks her to dance she spreads her legs wide open, and performs a haka of death. She commences (dangerous word, that) by standing on the offender's feet, and proceeds to ram her spiked helmet into the (formerly) pretty boy's face.
Woops.
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Startling as it might be to consider, no-one knows Grinshank's true name. The theories stretch backwards through drunk vicars and hasty marriages to various nicknames acquired on 'da streetz'. His team consider it a testament to his perpetually cheerful nature - though his opponents often leave the field limping after a friendly stab.
Grinshank has often seemed a bit non-plussed at all this drama. As far as he is concerned, it's just what they call him. When quizzed about the matter in a particularly candid post-match interview, he once opined "I iz not da name, I iz da numba 3. Dat be good play by de ladz, ye kno, er, ah, ye."
Whopper is the largest orc on the All Rage and Glory team and has the appetite to match. While many of his comrades are on low-fat diets and exercise regimes, Whopper is experimenting with his own new high-protein, high-fat, high-carbohydrate diet. So far, he has put on over 16lbs. The overall aim in this is of course top secret, but word has it that coach PandaPower is trying to create a bloodbowl first: an orc deathroller.
Generally considered the team's resident philosopher, Plantonka concerns himself with such otherwordly questions as "What is for tea?", "Why do we have to train so early in the morning?" and "What did you just hit me for?". He generally has to walk to training, because everyone refuses to give him a lift.
Dopey is part-troll, and is renowned for his strength and thick skull. He is not the Einstein of the orc however, and failed his first trial at the All Rage and Glory team when he accidentally punched himself in the face. He was only allowed a second trial when the team saw the damage he had inflicted upon the helmet he had been wearing. For now at least, the team is content to have him along, hoping to direct his more wayward impulses towards the opposition.
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Thrognot: Do you expect me to talk?
Coach PandaPower: No, Thrognot, I expect you to pick up the god damn ball!
Thrognot is, to put it mildly, useless. His daddy is the team's bankroller and insists he plays regardless. To that end, dear little Throggie is the team's designated kicker, blitzer, passer, ballcarrier and water boy.
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Leader (20k)
As one of nature's squirrels, Hadnutt had a hard time adapting to the rough and tumble world of bloodbowl. He felt tinges of guilt grinding heads into mud, and the priests at confession were often perplexed as to what to say, though it wasn't unheard for whispers of "sissy orc" to follow the poor soul. Coach PandaPower solved this problem by turning him into the team's thrower, and although his careers is only just starting, a promising future beckons.
Been there, done that. Or at least, so he says. Dejja is the team's resident expert, the one orc who knows exactly where he was when JFK was shot. The fact he was on the grassy knoll is beside the point. He claims to have slept with everyone from Joan Jett to Madonna, though in the latter case it is more likely he was adopted.
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Really Stupid
Regeneration
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At first it was thought that the Grazelle was an imaginary creature thought up by cunning coach Panda to terrify other coaches, but it was eventually discovered to be a real monster. Clever little Panda was determined not to be afraid however and tricked the enormous Grazelle into thinking that the whole bloodbowl world was scared of himself, and so the Grazelle consented to join the All Rage and Glory squad himself - just so long as Panda didn't eat him.
---Game 43: Grazelle has disgraced himself. He boasted that he could beat any other player on the field, and was taken up on his challenge by the opposing team's snow troll. They led a personal duel throughout the match, but the snow troll triumphed. Grazelle landed flat on his face and had to be taken off the field unconscious...
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Gubbiver spends most of his time insisting that it is not him who is small but everyone else that is big. He says that he comes from a different world where everyone is the same size as himself, but has made many travels. He even boasts of having been to a world where he was the biggest man there, taller than even the buildings, although this episode in his life was apparently fraught with incident. No-one really thinks that the tales of his travels are true, but they attempt to humour him as he has been known to break down in tears when no-one will offer a sympathetic ear to him.
---In his 30th game Gubbiver scored his first touchdown to salvage a draw against some chaos loons. When all hope was lost, and the majority of the team were nursing sore heads, smashed ankles and/or dead, Gubbiver teamed up with Nox for his first moment of glory. First Nox popped the ball, and then Gubbiver snatched it up and dashed for the line.
---After his first touchdown, Gubbiver was promoted to the starting line up in view of a spate of injuries. His glee was short-lived however, and he spent most of the game being used to mark dangerous-looking dwarves, or providing assists. He's hoping to take his place on the bench back now that the injury crisis is over.
---Game 46 sees Gubbiver return to the forefront of the action as he scores his second touchdown. With the All Rage and Glory team being hacked to pieces by some Nurgle badboys, he rallies the team for the second half and leads them to a triumphant victory. Such leadership is sure to see Gubbiver seeing some more action in the future.
---Gubbiver's reputation is obviously spreading. He was important enough to get fouled in game 47. Fame does have its downsides as well.