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Tiny Green Wrath
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Causer of Minor Inconvenience
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Causer of Minor Inconvenience is notorious throughout the Blood Bowl circuit. He will stop at nothing to win a match and will involve himself in any underground activity that will give Tiny Green Wrath the upper hand. In the past "Causy", as he is known amongst friends, has been known to cause panic and confusion amongst opposing team members by spilling their half time beverages, and on rare occasions even going so far as to put small thumbtacks on the seats of his foes, causing them to be mildly irate for the following drive. Obviously Causy has a low cunning unsurpassed by any other, and it is this that he uses to greatest effect in service for Tiny Green Wrath.
Hamster Crusher
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Poogy
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In the year of 555 a great Chaos God of Vengeance and Hate descended upon the old world to instill his fury in the body of a great champion of chaos, Porgoth the Destroyer. This mighty and feared chaos warrior was to become the Avatar of the nameless God and through him His divine wrath would spread across the old world. However as a result of some miscommunication from His lesser demons and a small logistical error the power and fury was instead instilled in the body of a small goblin named Poogy. Poogy was five years old at the time and suddenly found an inexplicable urge to eviscerate his collection of spotted hamsters. Thusly Poogy's menacing evil began... Since then many years have passed and many a household pet has perished at the hands of this fiend. Exactly who will next submit in abject terror to the violence of Poogy is yet to be seen.....

Agi
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Dwarven Bane
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Slightly overweight Sally
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Fuzzy Wuzzy Smoodgie Woodgie
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Despite his misleading name, Fuzzy Wuzzy Smoodgie Woodgie is in fact a violent and intimidating opponent. In the debut match for Tiny Green Wrath, Fuzzy Wuzzy Smoodgie Woodgie was responsible for the first casualty of the team. Earlier in the same match a Treeman by the name of GrumbleTwig killed a team member and badly hurt the team captain Poogy. With goblin entrails scattered across the pitch and their team captain fallen the team was in bad shape. Fuzzy Wuzzy Smoodgie Woodgie was not to accept this however, and he took up the cup of Poogy, exacting retribution of unheard of proportions. Whilst savagely blocking his doomed opponent Rolly the halfling, he struck him in the nuts so hard he caused both a serious groin strain, and ensured Rolly was never again to reproduce...

Fuzzy Wuzzy Smoodgie Woodgie is certain to continue this violent streak, and the rest of the team looks forward to seeing him inflict other particularly unpleasant injuries upon his future hapless victims. Fear him.
Lithping thauthage tathter
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Strangely Strange Sam
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Strangely Strange Sam is unique amongst goblins for being strange in the strangest of ways. It would in fact seem that he is so strangely strange that he does not appear wierd at all but in fact almost the epitome of normality. If one were to probe his personality even further (doing so at ones own risk) one might find that he is perhaps so bizzare that he is strange in absolutely no way, making him far more abnormal than any other goblin. Defining exactly what is "going on" with Strangely Strange Sam is a dangerous undertaking and many have fallen to a gibbering heap upon examining his psyche in depth. As a result most have learnt to let him remain as strange or extremely normal (whichever is in fact the case) as he is and ignore it as best they can.

One thing of note however is that Strangely Strange Sam does like pickles...
Bob the Completely Normal
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Unlike his gifted and talented brethren, being true to his name, Bob the Completely Normal has absolutely no talents whatsoever. He is possibly the most normal and average goblin ever to grace the old world with his existence. He has the most common name, features, and the most common outlook on life that can be found amongst goblins. This can result in some serious confusion at post match celebrations where it can be ridiculously difficult to discern exactly which goblin, (of the many supporting crowd members that commonly invade the players' locker rooms) is in fact Bob the Completely Normal. No-one is entirely sure whether the team still has the original Bob the Completely Normal but taking into consideration his lack of talents this doesn't seem to matter.

On a side note no-one is entirely sure why it was that Bob the Completely Normal was accepted into the team in the first place, but this is most commonly attributed to Poogy's impatience to begin wreaking his righteous vengeance as soon as possible...