The Samudorfs are an ancient race of warrior dorfs who specialise in combat as an art form, wielding the dreaded katanaxe. Swinging their axe-chucks and yodelling, they are a fearsome sight on the battlefield. Sadly, the vast majority of them were killed by the opening of the great Maw on a sightseeing expedition to see if they could spot the incredibly rare Tapdancing Eagle, and only the Last Samudorf survived, as he was in bed with a cold at the time.

The Wee Free Dorfs, also known as the Nac Mac Dorfle, are a race of short dorfs, so short that even halflings sometimes outstrip them in height. They make up with this in raw agression. That, and they ride giant mutant badgers into battle, while dorfs on the backs of Tapdancing Eagles soar above ready to hurl themselves off and brain their enemies.

This player is rumoured to be the high priest of the ancient cult of Cthulhudorf, an ancient slumbering entity who lives under Barak Fenrix and wakes every million years to eat a huge bowl of spaghetti carbonara, seasoned with the souls of all living creatures.

He wears his beard in a pattern resembling the infamous Spaghetti canal system in Marienburg in tribute.

The ancient tome 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Dorfalaxy' is a truly remarkable book. Within the hallowed pages rest the details of every aspect of dorfdom, their culture, hobbies, national pastime (snotling golf) and even their names.

Or rather, it did... until this particular dorf ate the book after memorising the entire thing. His name is literal. He IS the HG2D.

Called so after inadvertently destroying the economy of Barak Fenrix, getting himself elected as the Highdorf (second only to Maddorf) and then turning the entire dorfdom against him.

Once the heir of a massive fortune after his parents died in an unfortunate accident involving a drunk dorf with a blunderbuss, this dorf - his true name is Woose Brain - squandered the entire lot on a bat costume made entirely out of mithril. Wearing this, he would wander the streets of Barak Fenrix, making squeaking noises at any criminals until they got frustrated, gave up and went home.

He is the captain of the Deadly Dorfs.

Catchphrase - 'I'm the Goddamn Batdorf!'

Mocked by the other dorfs for his Tilean accent, Mario was the most skilled plumber in Barak Fenrix. He could swim down pipes, squash mutant mushrooms, send giant turtles hurtling into the depths, and even leap over tiny dragons and run away... any hazard haunting your pipes and he could deal with it... but he made the mistake of flirting with Princess Peachdorf and invoking the wrath of Maddorf.

After that, he was put on the Deadly Dorfs as punishment.

This dorf is the owner of the hugely successful HDWT Dorflines, a travel system involving giant catapults and a huge safety net on the other side of the mountain.

Purchased by the team after a bunch of murderous chaos killed another teammate, as well as crippling 3 others.

The ex-leader of Maddorfs spy network, this dorf, once codename O.o7, was in charge of spying on Maddorfs greengrocer whom he suspected of giving short weight.

This trollslayer WILL NOT die.

Rumour has it that this dorf is the high priest of the long lost aquatic dorf city of Atlantis, and that his watery kin shall rise once more to conquer the earth. If Cthulhu doesn't get there first.

The official recorder of grudges for the Deadly Dorfs.

Grudges so far:
Tepok's Titans: the skink Redshirt. Reason: fouled a trollslayer to death.
Shattered Moon Tribe: the goblin Hzar'Snik. Reason: fouled a trollslayer and niggled him.
Khornate Elfeaters: The troll Aldhissla. Reason: beat a trollslayer to death.