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Grakks Grargers
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Sure Hands
Accurate
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Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
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Rarl-ar , pronounced "Rrrarrrrghhhlllll-arrrrhhhh" was brought in as the newest player of the Grargers but so far, he hasn't showed much Grarging to Grakks disappointment, instead he has spent most of the matches on the scrimmage, picking his nose or admiring all the loud noises from the fans, and there is already talk among the other brooding orcs that they would do better with a real greenskin.
In the latest game Rarl-ar spent the entire first half of the match loitering on the line, right on the scrimmage where the rest of the team had barely managed to lure him to with a goblin snack. During the second halftime he only spent half the time doing nothing, of course he ad always did nothing at kick-off. Always just standing there, admiring the ball, ignoring everything around him.
Apparently the fans like the big hideous brutes innocence because he was voted as the Most Valuable Player.
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Sure Hands
Team Captain Grakk is perhaps one of the most dodgy orcs ever to have thread the fields of bloodbowl. After a game where he somehow, after turn after turn of dreaded dodging a bunch of corpses, he was finally brought down by a ghoul and a mummy. Managing to get up he somehow dove past the mummy that had cornered him, into the field of the ghoul, pushing it back into the previously dropped ball, then he stumbled, going for it towards the bowl, grabbing it before a final last going for it for the touchdown that brought the dreaded match to a 1 - 1. After that, he felt somewhat even MORE dodgy, gaining an extra edge putting him on par with all but the most annoying elves.
Needless to say, he was voted Most Valuable Player of that match.
Nobody knew why Dust-eater was named Dust-eater until the Grargers played a vital match against a dwarven team. In a final struggle to reach the dwarven carrier, Dust-eater went for it. . . and bit the dust.
After Dust-Eaters fellow lineman perished in the hands of a bunch of wood elves and a suspiciously absentminded referee, the gruff orc decided that he would be prepared next time, practicing his boot stomping and his groin-smashing skills to perfection, ready for any other bastardish players who Grargs on people laying down.