The day I fell in love with biggun' was the day he got 'block'. Ever since then, I have wanted to make passionate love to him. However the difficulty of intercyber relations is obvious, and as expected, I cannot persue my forbidden love of this great hunk of a troll.

A lovely player on and off the field, Cupid has desplayed excellent maturity in learning to be gracious in defeat. He works tirelessly at training and in all games, is one of the few players to go that little extra square to help out the teams cause.

This hunger for the ball has been rewarded with 3 tries in his first 2 games. What a champion! Is looking forward to his next skill

Despite the relatively simple name, Player 6 has become a record breaker, becoming the first ever player to gain a skill under Goodone's coaching and leadership.

At a press conference yesterday, Goodone simply stated: "We all love this little guy. He's got a heart the size of Texas, and I believe he can go all the way to becoming a bloody genius of a player".

Keep winning.