Skritch carries all the hopes of the Hacker fans, especially since Ikkit's messy death. Skritch has consistently proven himself to be vital to the Hackers, and his reliability on the offensive has been noted. Recently, other team members have commented that Skritch may be a tad upset at missing out on the number '1' shirt now filled by Niz. A few recent long-term injuries have raised questions about how long Skritch can continue at a professional level.

Excited Hackers fans everywhere are commenting on how Izik being the third player to wear the number 3 shirt is a great omen. Izik doesn't think so.

Bilik is the fastest of the fast. A dependable scorer, he often tells fans that his incredible turns of speed are down to a strict diet of sewer gunge. Very much involved with the fans, he can often be seen signing autographs, and convincing devoted fans to give him their money.

Bilik entered the Hackers Hall Of Fame on 25/10/09 as the Hacker's all time top-scorer and second player to be nominated as a Ranked League star-player. When asked why the Hacker's follow the normally unusual practice of entering living players into their hall of fame, coach Hammer stated "well, its only really a matter of time at the end of the day"

Nitz's completion rate speaks for itself, and it often falls to him to provide the last-ditch pass to the endzone when the running game has failed. Nitz is the youngest of 427 brothers, and attributes his great passing ability to always having someone to practice with as a youth.

The first Crookback Hacker to be recognized as a Ranked division star player, Nitz has never looked in better shape.

Known as somewhat of a ladykiller, Tolak is almost as famous for his exploits off the pitch than on. It is often joked that Tolak sired the entire invading Skaven army at the Battle if Buhlheim (although not by the denizens of Buhlheim, as they unfortunately were massacred by thousands of rats and have somewhat lost their sense of humour ever since). What makes Tolak so attractive to the opposite sex? It must just be a skaven thing.

Cro originally tried out for the position of Gutter Runner, but despite being pretty fast, his technical ability just wasn't there. Happy to be playing at a professional level, he is still trying to find his niche in the team.

Vark is one of the many offspring of Ymor. The father son combo is yet to be tested on the field, due to Ymor's terrible injury rate. Vark's greatest ambition is to bravely hold the line of scrimmage side by side with his sire, however no one is sure if surviving is also part of this plan.

Sitz likes to use his feet. He's the Hacker's nominated kicker, and when the ball is nowhere to be seen, he keeps those feet in shape by stamping on the oppositions heads.

Vsik's responsibilities were once to ensure that the cold wet sponge remained at optimum bone-chilling temperature, but due to a player shortage and a lapse in the player registration process, Vsik has found himself playing Blood Bowl at professional level. Needs must, I suppose.

The third player to don the '13' shirt, Ickis came strongly recommended from Crookback Academy.

Famous as the only Hacker linerat to ever score a touchdown, Mpur has turned into an overnight sensation, arriving to the stadiums with an entourage of adoring fans.