Not the straightest bull centaur to walk the planet...

THE RAGING BULL!!!

much cooler than his cousin the prancing pony

He gets mad when he can't do anything useful to help the team, real mad...

In the end being a giant midget just makes him about average height.

Yeah... he ain't my favorite player. He is basically the definition of failure.

Has never been able to pick up the ball... ever. I would say it was the blood on his hands from all his successful blocks if I didn't know better...

Not much to be said about old Dan... well other than he is INSANELY DANGEROUS on the pitch, easily capable of brutally crushing everything that stands before him. He killed a troll once, I saw it, it happened.

He has never felt the pleasure that he would get if he caused pain to another person, this is because he is simply to frail to inflict any damage on his opponents, making him a very sad sadist.

He may be a dirty hobbo but at least he can run, which is more than I can say about the rest of my team...

He was called broken bone boy from the start, before he actually fractured his arm in a match against a orc team.

A new hobgoblin, but just as weak as the old one.

He's got a bad back, real bad.

When the professor rolls "very stupid" he isn't just sitting there drooling like most other trolls, but is actually standing (or kneeling in the thinker pose as it might be) contemplating the meaning of life and solving complex quantum mechanics problems in his mind.
It's still not any better for his team of course, but at least it helps him sleep at night knowing that he corrected a error in the general theory of relatively while the ball carrying hobgoblin he was meant to be protecting was brutally killed.

PS: I just noticed his skill "Always Hungry" appears to be graphically bugged, as it should actually read "Always Hungry for Knowledge".