Dumber than a box of rocks. Can also lift the occasional mountain to move it out of his way.

This sucker's just mean. He hasn't quite evolved beyond loving the taste of fresh meat.

He sings! He dances! He rips opponents heads off! What else is there?

Typical orc...strong, dumb, and determined to stay that way. He also loves to stuff opponents into the pitch, more so if the pitch is stone.

He's the world's toughest Orc. His accent should prove that.

Ever heard of a pacifist orc?

This lineman can think of a dozen reasons NOT to be on the pitch. We just throw him out there to get savaged anyway.

His socks are the same as his name. Its funny until he's kicking you into the crowd.

An orc originally from the orient. He has th arm strength, the will, and the desire to win.....now if he just had talent.

Don't let the big red S on his chest fool you. He's not a sissy.

They tried a hundred different ways to keep him off the pitch, but he thought he could play. So we threw a uniform on him and he really can.

He jukes, he slides, he crushes heads. The only thing he destroys faster than opponents is hot dogs.

He's only here because the owner said he had to be. That's when he showed us how well he plays.

There is no job too dirty for this orc. The messier the assignment, he wants it.

An orc destined for stardom. He still believes in the tooth fairy, so he knocks as many teeth out of opponents to allow him the money to live the high life.