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The hard man of the Manglers, Rooney takes on all comers with his deft moves, skillful play and fighting attitude, but mostly he survives on the Bloodbowl pitch for one reason... he's so frickin' ugly even a Rotter thinks twice before touching him!
Nicknamed 'The Nutbag Enforcer', Ger'ard well... he likes to get into rumbles with anyone he can find! No target is too big or too small for the 'ardman, a sad fact that Humblington Old Folks Home found out late last year during a goodwill trip around the Old World. Suffice to say the Humblington council were forced into a quick name change of the facility in order to quell potential law suits, and so now Ger'ard makes regular visits to the New Humblington Morgue as per his good behaviour bond. Lovely to see superstars doing their bit for the country...
A legend with his old clubs, Lethal has the record for the most send offs by a referee in the history of the minor leagues. Not only that, but he is also the only player to have been sent off for biting the leg of a player during their own testimonial game in a friendly match being played to honour fair play! Its even reported he sticks his tongue out at widdle puppy doggies... bastard!
This once unintelligible young man grew from a gangly little lad who, when he spoke sounded like he had spent hours chewing glass, to one of the Old Worlds most gifted athletes. Beckalavski (as he was known) was the pin up boy of the lower leagues until one day he faced the Orctown Rumblers in a particularly brutal semi-final, and his life changed forever. After scoring early, BeckBLAM was having the game of his life and the crowd knew it, unfortunately so did the Rumblers and from the next kickoff, Becks was jumped on and pounded into the rock solid turf by 3 Black Orcs and a rather nasty little goblin called Squiz. After awakening in hospital, Becks was watching the Cabalvision replay of his 'incident' and spotted 2 important things that to this day rule his life. The first was the big screen in the background flashing the words BeckBLAM as his face was mashed into the ground, and the second was the little green pussball Squiz directing the assault... he vowed never to forget either of those stains to his reputation and to this day seeks his revenge.
Originally born from the womb with a full head of hair, Kaka forever held onto the belief that his stunning good looks, creamy smooth skin and heavenly locks of hair meant he was chosen by the god Nuffle to teach Old Worlders how to play the great game of Bloodbowl... unfortunately it would seem the idea of true Bloodbowl got lost in translation from a god to a mortal and Kaka brought two very different skills to the game. The first was widely approved of amongst the fans and earnt him the name Killer... the second... well not so much. His dives and theatrical attempts for a foul suggests that one day not even the protection of the mighty Nuffle is going to stop this player from being sent to meet his maker!
A tragic story of a young man with the world at his feet, his game at the peak and the perils of vanity that can destroy a dream!
He had it all... women, gold and above all, a talent for the game of Bloodbowl that was unsurpassed across the known world, but he was restless and behind the scenes, Ron searched for those who would bow at his majesty and brilliance that only he knew he had.
So it came to pass that an offer of adoration and gold surpassed his loyalty, and he did make the move to greener pastures. Only once he had left and the team he forgot continued their success did the Ron realise his mistake too late, only to forever be remembered as the biggest DOH of the land!
The heart and soul of the Manglers. Giggsie has been around for years and it seems he may be around for many more if the tales are to be believed. It is rumoured that Giggs has made a deal with some rather nafarious and dodgy wizards to 'extend' his playing life, even to the point of offering up the gutted remains of opposition players to the necromantic enchanters.
Working as a part time karate instructor specialising in flying kick/punch combo's, Cantona found his mark in Bloodbowl while watching the seagulls circling the docks in his native town. Musing to himself, Cantona said "Ze flockin' nature of zez carions enlighten ze soul within all kinds of insectoids which swellz de bosom of life to further conflict ones view of the mating 'abits of rocks"... speaks for itself really. The mans a visionary after all.
Once Cantona had taken the field, collar raised and his stare able to melt iron, the man was destined to become a legend!
Born and raised under the sweltering sun of Araby, this well travelled man left his homeland in search of fame, glory and above all, MONEY! He found the fame and glory part quite quickly due to his... well lets say a profound dislike of bathing that led to his current nickname, Diabolical! Need i further explain?
After travelling half the known world, Diaby fell in with a rough crowd of similarly bath-avoiding people and soon he was a well known brawler and tough guy. Snap him up the coach said and here he is!
Once in a while there comes a story of a man so heartbreaking, even the most heartless of men find a tear in their eye. This is such a tale.
Tevez was his name. Born in the image of a monkey yet blessed with the speed of cheeta and the strength of an ox, this man worked himself to exhaustion on the pitch, and the fans adored him. But the evil overlord get restless and did cast the golden one from his lands, never to return. But Tevez did meet along the path away from the citadel a saviour, and Sparky did resurrect the man into a godlike creature, forever lost to his true home.
A man wanted in 3 city states across the Old World for repeated and unprovoked attacks on any long wooden poles he comes across, Killer is also known to rile the opposition crowds up with regular gestures and, more importantly, regular tries! An Aussie through and through, none can stop this boy when the Australian spirit flows within his veins!