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Go, Go, Girls
The daughter of Wood Elf team Trippy Tree Tugger, retired super star Azura.
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Niece of High Elf squad Tempest's Silver Eagles, Lion Warrior Benidictus.
Benedetta did her uncle proud, by scoring the first ever touchdown for G.G.G.! Through use of her nerves of steel, she was able to ignore the foul influence of the Rotters' squad Corpse Machine, and score an elegant touchdown.
Benedetta showed she is an elf to keep an eye on, scoring a touchdown in the G.G.G.'s second match. She used brute strength to smash through the Human Catcher who dared bare her way. She could have used her natural elven agility and made the job far easier, however this aggressive display was enjoyed by the crowd and so she was awarded the MVP award. The coach is worried that she may injure herself if she continues like this, so has had Benedetta focusing on her dodges to expand her game further.
Wife of Wood Elf squad Trippy Tree Tuggers speedy linesman Cloud.
Claudia did her husband proud, passing with the sublime skill that is typical of her species. One particular pass was under close scrutiny from several charging Beastmen of the Corpse Machine squad, but Claudia kept her cool. Though there are claims the gods are not pleased with her, since her opening game was afflicted with both bright sunlight and pouring rain...
One more successful pass was all Claudia could manage in G.G.G. second game. She was forced into a defensive role for much of the game and so rarely got to demonstrate her passing potential.
After lineswoman Eirwen showed she was a complete waste of space in the passing department, Claudia stepped up for the third game of G.G.G.s. She secured a promising pass in the first half, and ended up scoring her first touchdown at the close of the half. This has flustered her a great deal as she was taught never to put a ball on the ground - so she has asked to be excused from any future touchdowns and has promised to focus on her passing skill so that her accuracy is as good with a short pass as a quick one.
Daughter of Dark Elf team Dark, Deadly and Dangerous' kicker Deumos.
Sister of Dark Elf squad D.D.D.'s linesman Eurynome.
Eirwen showed her true potential in G.G.G.'s second game against Human team Boy's Brigade. Eirwen opened her account by scoring the first touchdown of the game, giving G.G.G. a lead which they never lost. To finish the game, while Human Blitzer Buster was seeking her out for vengeance just before the final whistle, his clumsy block was transformed into a sharp elven knee into human reproductive organs and the bullying Blitzer was badly hurt. Eirwen is on the verge of real talent now.
After all Eirwen's promise during G.G.G.'s second game, a great deal was expected in their third match up against Chaos Dwarf side Hellbent Cavers. Unfortunately despite being given a golden opportunity to complete her triumvirate and have a pass, casualty and touchdown to her name, Eirwen completely messed up the entire situation. This set the tone for a dire first half that almost saw the Hellbent Cavers score when they were supposed to be defending. Eirwen has begged for a second chance - only time will tell if she'll get it.
Cousin to the High Elf squad Tempest's Silver Eagles speedy linesman Fulina.
Fifi showed her quality by scoring the winning touchdown for G.G.G. against the Rotters team Corpse Machine. She darted along with typical Elven agility and proved that brains beat brawn.
During G.G.G.'s second game, Human team The Boy's Brigade had clearly targeted Fifi for her scoring potential as she was ruthlessly pursued by Human Blitzer Buster, who KO'd her twice in the second half of the match.
Fifi's repeated concussions in her second game clearly didn't have any negative effects for her third match against Chaos Dwarf side Hellbent Cavers. She showed tenacity and spirit throughout the match and was duly rewarded by her team by being given the honour of scoring the final touchdown. Since all the bloodthirsty fans had long since left this supposed match of BLOOD Bowl, only the fans of the cuddly side of the game remained and they awarded Fifi the MVP for the heart warming moment of her first touchdown. She has now been given a place of honour in the team - the kicker! She's doubly relieved as it means she will only have to play half the time now!
Twin sister of the Wood Elf squad T.T.T.'s star player, master blocker and dodger Garcia.
Giselle showed she has picked up a few slightly un-sportsmen like tips from her twin brother. After Honeyblossom, fellow linesman and sister to one of her brother's team mates from T.T.T., was murdered by one of the Beastmen of the Rotters team Corpse Machine, Giselle enacted vengeance upon the disgusting Beast of Nurgle known as the Death Bringer. Though technically an illegal foul, Giselle's fierce boot ensured that the sprained groin of the Beast meant that he will not be playing Blood Bowl for a while...
Giselle showed she is capable of the more pure elven Blood Bowl arts in G.G.G.'s game against Human team The Boy's Brigade. At the close of the 1st half she threw a pass which put Beneditta to shame. While it is still early days for Giselle, she had indicated she can do what is necessary when the situation dictates.
Magna was an orphan found on the training field used by the G.G.G., who adopted the young child. She has been raised with a ball in her hand and the game in her heart. Despite her mysterious parentage, great things are expected!
Aunt of the former Wood Elf squad T.T.T. linesman Iris, who was killed by Dwarf team the Gunpowder Lads.
Ivy has had an unimpressive career thus far in Blood Bowl. After two games her only achievement has been 3 blocks and getting herself badly hurt against Human team The Boy's Brigade.
Sister-in-law to Dark Elf squad D.D.D.'s linesman Jezebeth.
Jiao had an awful first game against Rotters team Corpse Machine. As soon as the kick off she was knocked out by a rock thrown by her brother-in-law Jezebeth, who had come to "support" her. This injury took her out of most of the first half.
Harriet is the latest addition to G.G.G., inspired by their touching team work against Chaos Dwarf side Hellbent Cavers. Harriet claims to have been disowned by her parents who disapproved of her studying the Blood Bowl arts as a young elf maid.
Sister of Dark Elf team D.D.D.'s brutal blocking linesman Leonard.
Li Wei was awarded the first MVP of the G.G.G., though it is not certain what this was for. There have been rumours of her bribing the judges by use of female arts, magical arts and the arty arts. An investigation has been launched.
Li Wei fed the simplest of passes in order to unlock her true potential. However the Human team, The Boy's Brigade, were not impressed by this passy nonsense and so knocked Li Wei out in the second half of the match. When Li Wei awoke after the match she found she had agility and skill beyond any other member of the team.
Li Wei put her incredible agility to good use in her third game when G.G.G. played Chaos Dwarf side Hellbent Cavers. During an error strewn first half Li Wei dodged INTO a tackle zone, plucking the ball from under the nose of a startled Chaos Dwarf Blocker, before handing it off to Claudia for her to begin the scoring move downfield. However Li Wei suffered from her arrogance in the second half when she attempted a dodge that any elf could have performed successfully in their sleep, only to fail so spectacularly that the Chaos Dwarf Blocker Bloodskull knocked her out cold. Hopefully this lesson will only need to be learnt once...