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The Clown
#1
Mummy
MA
3
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Tractor Fan
#3
Wight Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
43
B
29
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Regeneration
+AG (40k)
Pass Block (20k)
 
Green Ink
#4
Ghoul Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
58
B
45
P
0
F
1
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Guard (30k)
My brother once drew on his face with a green permenant marker pen. We never managed to get it off, so now he's just known as the Indelible Hulk.
Puntastic
#5
Ghoul Runner
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
54
B
27
P
3
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Block (20k)
 
Gold Prospector
#6
Wight Blitzer
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
62
B
182
P
12
F
0
G
21
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
6
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Block
Regeneration
+ST (50k)
Strip Ball (20k)
Tackle (20k)
I used to want to be a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out.
Herring
#7
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
21
P
0
F
1
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
 
Jump Leads
#8
Ghoul Runner
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
121
B
35
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Block (20k)
A jump-lead walks into a bar, and looks around aggressively at the other customers.

The barman says "All right, I'll serve you... but don't start anything."
Church Bus
#9
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
49
P
0
F
43
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Block (20k)
Dirty Player (20k)
Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.
 
Injun Running
#12
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
-av
Skills
Regeneration
Robert Mitchum
#13
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration