During a match against the Chaos Strugglers when only down to a single troll (Ben Nevis having died in only his third game), The Colonel proceeded to eat the team's star player, Monty's Pass. Admittedly Monty was boneheaded due to a handicap, but that didn't seem to appease the rest of the team who were furious. They could have at least drawn the game, but Nuffle conspired against them.

Joined the team and soon entered into the fine tradition of trolls eating all the best players within moments of the whistle.

Scorer of one of the best stunty TDs ever against Chaos Strugglers. Having been at the end of an inaccurate Hail Mary Pass, Jerry was swiftly surrounded by beastmen and beaten around the corner of the pitch. The little support he had was carried off the pitch in bags. Nevertheless, he stayed on his feet, then scampered through a succession of tackle zones, collected the ball and squirmed into the end zone with his final dodge. The team still lost, but it was a tough battle.