Successfully camped outside of the scrum for the whole first match. When asked in the post game press, why hadn't engaged more actively he replied:
"Whatz ya problem, noob? I got my frag!"

Was heard whining about "Lags" and "Spikes" after getting 2 double skulls first half. Of course the bad connection was the only reason - he declared -, why he was outscored by 'Teh deadli Hunta', who everyone knows is a utter b00n.

In a deciding clan war, he showed his critics. First half he not only knocked down and stunned an attacking mummy, but when ball came free thrown in from the crowd he grabbed it and scored, showing impressive sprinting abilities. "Y0!" he heaved, gasping for breath "Don't ever call me fat again!"
"But U R TEH FAT! LIKE SHADOW!!1!1!" Efil_Girl shouted as the the opponent was lining up to kick for the second half. The kick went into the crowd and the Ghoul came to grab the ball from the ref, Crusha just smacked her aside and took the ball for himself, walking uncontested over the nearly empty field.

First match, first block - RIP - but his victim continued playing!

He was heard muttering something along the line of 'N00b ap0 hax0r' for the some turns, before he managed to blitz that "apo cheater" for a second time, niggling him for good.

Fourth match he ended the unsuccessful streak the CS way:
Like a MP5 headshot, he just cased a key player on a lucky 1d POW.

Failed to do anything productive in his first match, so he hacked the stats inserting a thing called MVP to get some points in the ranking.

Clearly enjoying his first match.

"This isn't so different from CS. There everyone camps and ignored me while I plant the bomb. Here everyone bashes while I score. Now... I gotta go.. found some forums on overpowered bloodbowl skillz.. need to do some research."

Match 4: He was voted MVP again, so he declared himself team captain now responsible for removing the biggest threads. Response from his teammates:
"Shut up, noob!"

Late addition to the team, but proved himself valuable as he snatched the ball and scored, after the assigned ballcarrier had been knocked out. From that point on the only understandable things heard from him were "Pwned y0!"

Second match he also scored the teams only TD. 'Eat that bitches!' he screamed and got extra padded golden gloves to show his skillz.

First match press conference:
Reporter: "Miss(?) Girl96, critics agree, that your casualty today in this one on one situation was a feat of dumb luck, what do you say?

Efil_Girl96: "Do you have to start with that again? Same as those whiny boyz that claim my headshots with the Mac10 at 200yards are just luck. Tis is my 1337 skill, noooob!!1!one"