Prepare for Pickled Death!
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
Dirty Player
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
DokMatrix stoops to whatever lows he must for victory. For him, success is a bloody heel.
Dirty Player
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
cyric2121 begged for control of one of the team's two chainsaws. Unfortunately he failed a test where he was required to successfully differentiate his right hand from his left.
Chainsaws are not meant for Goblins who rate this low in the GIQ scale. He hopes to make up for his lack of intelligence through fouling the s**t out of his least favorite team, the League of Ordinary Gentlemen.
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Sprint
Very Long Legs
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Sprint
Very Long Legs
Sure Feet
Paydirt performed as a model Goblin should during his debut game...a complete pass, a casualty, and a spectacular TD play to take the lead from the Nurglings.
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon