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Jarl Kakadue
#1
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
18
B
39
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Jarl has through no fault of his own come to be considered as the leader of the team, as he was the player to score the team's first two touchdowns. Jarl has undeservedly gotten a reputation as a catcher and a ball-carrier despite never deliberately attempting anything other than knocking the opposition's teeth out. However, every so often the opponent which Jarl is wailing on just happens to be carrying the ball.
Boris Helmut
#2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
3
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
25
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
All chaos dwarves suffers from the same curse which seperate them from other dwarves, that curse being, that their bodies slowly turn to stone over the span of several centuries. As a chaos dwarf of some age, Boris isn't unique in that the petrification has started to set in, making his joints stiffen, but rather he is unique in that he wont shut the hell up about it. Being Boris' senior by several centuries and being so far into the petrification process that he is able to do little else than blinking and shouting out orders and magical spells, Boris' former taskmaster decided to give Boris something to complain about and signed Boris up for the team.
 
Jakob Spiegel
#3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
31
P
1
F
0
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Jakob Spiegel is the only player who hasn't been assigned to playing on the team, so he actually plays out of his own free will. Jakob Spiegel isn't all that interested in Blood Bowl, but he is simply lonely, very, very lonely. So lonely that in an attempt to make friends signed up for a lethal sport and spends his free time training on how to assists his fellow players in the best possible way. Jakob is very good at assisting his team mates this way, but sadly, nobody likes him, and when the team goes out for pizzas after game, Jakob always gets ditched in the locker room. Jakob tries to laugh it up as horseplay and keep up a cheery attitude, but deep down he knows that noone likes him and that noone ought to.
Sylvestei Snurr
#4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
23
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
 
Maylarr Mamar
#5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Jotun Meistorm
#6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
5
B
30
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
All of the Chaos Dwarfs on the team are criminally insane, with nearly all of them being paranoid schizophrenics with pyromaniacal tendencies. Jotun, however, is exceptionally well-behaved, by humans standards, that is. Jotun is a team-player and wants to make friends and is always seen at the shoulder of a team-mate, lending his support. You might be surprised at why Jotun is playing alongside a bunch of criminally insane chaos warfs, but you gotta remember, that even the average Chaos Dwarf is a paranoid anti-social ball of crazy with a chimney for a hat.
 
Boffel Falnet
#7
Bull Centaur
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
10
B
27
P
2
F
0
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Harald Svart
#8
Bull Centaur
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
27
B
30
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Block
Harald used to be an official in the House of Ambassadors which is a quite prestegious house to hold a position in for any chaos dwarf. It might sound surprising, that the chaos dwarfs, which are fiercely nationalistic and in favour of ethnic cleaning of all other races, would employ ambassadors, but this is easily explained, as a chaos dwarf ambassador isn't quite the same as what most other civilized races would consider an ambassador, as a chaos dwarf ambassador is less of a diplomat and more of a combined slavemaster and raider. Harald would have made a fine ambassador by the standards of nearly any other of the civilized races, but his unnatural gentle nature and strong empathy for others, have made him ill-suited as a raider and a slavemaster, which leaves very few respectable positions left, for a chaos dwarf. The last drop was when Harald thought up a charter for the rights of slaves, which promptly got him demoted from his previous position and put on the Blood Bowl team, in the hopes that the violent sport would trigger his natural bloodlust, so that he might re-enter society agin, with a mindset that would allow him to be productive.

Initially Harald found great joy in playing Blood Bowl, very much enjoying the finer points of the sports, especially catching and scooping up the ball while running at great speeds. This was rather hard, as Harald, and all bullcentaurs, posses little agility, not to mention that they can't even come close to reacing the ground and picking up the ball with their stubby little arms, and Harald's initial attempts at retrieving the ball was met with failure, which frustrated Harald immensely. However, after many attempts, Harald finally got the hang of being able to pick up the ball despite his short arms, by making a sort of slide past the ball, and so was able to score a massive 2 touchdowns in one game versus a human team! When the game was over, just after Harald had scored the second touchdown, saving his team from a humiliating defeat at the hands of a human team, Harald, Overjoyed at the experience, galloped towards the dugout of the opposing team, wanting to swap jeresey! However, instead of being openly welcomed by what he thought was his fellow peers and sportsmen, Harald was heckled and there was not a single player willing to trade jereseys. Embittered by this experience, Harald has since been working on his blocking skills rather than his ball-handling, and so it appears, that criminally insane chaos dwarfs, may be cured by Blood Bowl theraphy, after all.
 
Skabsnozes
#9
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
23
B
2
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Ibzgit
#10
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
27
B
2
P
-2
F
1
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
It is a common superstition amongst Blood Bowl fans that a player's performance in his first rookie match will be telling of his future career. Well, in his first match, Ibzgit took to the field running and attempted to kick a Rat Ogre's teeth in. Despite managing to miss the prone opponent entirely and getting banned for the attempted foul mere seconds after having entered the pitch, Ibzgit was awarded the MVP of the game immedeatly, as well as the MVP for the next game in advance, for his enthusiasm alone. The fame quickly went to Ibzgit's head and now he craves attention so badly that he, as the sole player on the team, willingly seeks out the ball and picks it up.
 
Glistrup
#11
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
It takes a whole lot for a troll to be considered so exceedingly stupid, dangerous and unpredictable that it stands out by Troll-standards, but Glistrup is an old troll and his eyesight and sense of smell isn't as keen as it once was, and mistaking a chaos dwarf Slavemaster for a goblin and attempting to eat him was a perfect way to get a new work assignment. It isn't really clear though, why Glistrup wasn't put to use as a shooting target on the hellcannon range, but a reasnoable guess is, that the powers that be, place little faith in Blood Bowl Theraphy curing anyone, and hopes that Glistrup will eat up every single chaos dwarf deviant on the team.
Hazzee
#12
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
18
B
3
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Hazzee has been given the monicker "The Boot" before he has played in even one match, as the bookies, for whatever reason, consideres him a likely contender for the prize of "Most Fouling Player". Whether this is because Mukk has been found to have a mean streak well-suited for fouling, or because he is simply unlikely to excell at anything else is hard to say.