A high-school wrestling bad boy who, with the help of his twin brother Joseph,
became (in)famous for his brutal wrestling techniques and "tag teaming" against opponents with his twin.

The second half of the grudge match that is James and Joseph Johnson,
Big Joe is just as brutal as his twin brother, and just as lovable.

Earl is pretty much just your average Joe, looking round at the world through beer goggles.
He's more than happy to defend his family's honour on the pitch.
Besides, it gives him a legitimate reason to bash in the faces of all those upper-class pansies.

Jacko is another of the brawling bunch o' brats the Johnsons have raised.
He, along with his brothers Earl, Bob, and Pete, is a great fighter and knows all the tricks in the book,
especially when it comes to taking down the opposition.

Yet another juvenile delinquent out to make the family proud.
He and his brothers show great promise and are likely to become some of the finest fighters on the local pitch.

Tony is a cousin to Earl, Brad, Jack and Pete, and just as friendly.
He was in town for Pete's funeral and decided to help the family.
After all, it's Family,
and there's nothing more important than Family.

Now, Ray here is something else.
He's a cousin of the local Johnson's, just like Tony,
but he grew up in the Big City and will surely have a trick or two up his sleeve.
The loss of his cousin, Pete, is also Ray's inspiration
and will surely carry him through to a lot of mayhem on the pitch.

One of the more "enterprising" members of the family, Lil' Jim is infamous for his knack for shoplifting.
His prowess is legendary among the residents of the local Juvie Hall.

Slim Jim is another one of the more nimble Johnson degenerates.
SJ specializes in burglary, which is made easy by his slender build.
No jewel is safe on Bowler Street as long as Slim Jim is loose.

Joey B. is a spur-of-the-moment kind of guy. He takes things as they come.
Wallets and handbags mostly, but he sure does take 'em.
Does ol' Pa Johnson proud.

Young Mikey is the motor maniac of the clan.
If he can't fix it, it's not worth fixing. If he can't jump it, it's not worth driving.
The family relies on him for their mobility and fast moves.

The legendary Uncle Bob is a giant of a man.
Years of beer-guzzling and other substance abuse have fried his brain so completely
that he needs constant help from his family to get through his daily routines